Damn! Isn’t this the Magpie Bridge meeting? Having a Magpie Bridge moment with such a cute hottie – oh God, thank you! Xiaoxiao giggled mischievously.
The man was tall and handsome, and though very tall, he didn’t seem burly. Instead, the white clothes made him look more elegant and charming. Now, he looked down at the woman and said: “You, woman! Even if people know of my handsomeness, you don’t need to look at me so brazenly.”
Damn, more classical language! Woo, such a cute bottom also speaks in a way I don’t understand… I, the gang leader, must take back the initiative, step by step, until I’ve got this little flower in my hands! Mu Xiaoxiao steeled her resolve and spoke: “Ahem, what were you just playing and singing? Ah, that song – back in ‘Curse of the Golden Flower’, Zhang Ziyi threw her white sleeves and sang softly, it was so beautiful it was unbearable!”
Looking at the flower-clothed man, his sparkling eyes were full of laughter as he looked at this strange-talking woman: “This song was composed because I was moved by the lady’s beautiful appearance, and I improvised it with a wave of my hand.”
“Damn, still speaking in classical language! Do you think you’re a little flower, and I can understand your words? Hottie, speak normal language…”
He heard this and laughed even harder: “This song was inspired by the beauty of your appearance.”
Xiaoxiao was excited: “Ha, written for me? Haha, this song was actually written for me! Wow – how did you know I’m from the North?”
“Did I guess correctly?” He slightly raised his chin – so handsome!
Indeed, a person must be handsome. Once handsome, everything they do looks good!
Saying I’m from the North is both right and not right. I was indeed born in Beijing, so I could be considered from the North, but that’s the North from a thousand years later, little flower! It seems you guessed wrong!
Of course, she wouldn’t dare say this out loud. Someone who came from a thousand years later would surely scare this pretty little flower to death! Oh? Scaring her unconscious might not be bad either, like doing whatever one wants, hehe…
“I know I’m handsome, girl. You don’t need to stare at me like that. Every day walking on this bridge, there are many girls staring at me! Alas, it’s not my fault for being good-looking!”
“Damn, this little flower! I know you’re beautiful, but people should be more low-key. You’re so confident to the point of arrogance, it’s too outrageous! The key is you don’t even care about me, the gang leader! Do you know the most vicious words of the 21st century? You don’t, right? Let me teach you!”
Mu Xiaoxiao stepped forward, stood on tiptoe, grabbed his collar condescendingly and said: “Holding your hand, only then understanding your ugliness, tears flowing, if you won’t go, I will!” Then she let go and stepped back, directly making intimate contact with the ground…
Alas, such a clumsy move was because the flower-clothed person was too tall! Mu Xiaoxiao originally needed to hold his collar just to stand steady…
The person in flower-colored clothing saw her angry expression and found it even more adorable, wanting to tease her, and laughed, saying: “Your eyes are telling me an invitation.”
