"Faint? You don't understand the principle of prevention? Are you really going to wait until you collapse before eating? Goodness, you're so stupid!"
How dare she call the current emperor stupid! The person in the flower-colored clothes sitting nearby was sweating profusely: Mu Xiaoxiao is too lawless! However, it seemed she didn't know the person sitting next to her was the emperor, and the emperor deliberately didn't want her to know. What did this mean? He didn't dare to speculate about the imperial will. He just quietly watched the emperor's eyes filled with laughter...
Three hours after saying these words and finishing the meal, tiny pimples on Mu Xiaoxiao's face sprouted like grass after rain - spring shoots were insufficient to describe this quantity - popping up one after another!
Even in the blurry bronze mirror, they were clearly visible! Her resentment: Damn, red beans don't grow in the southern country, they're all growing on my face, such lovesickness - I almost want to die!
Because of this, that enchanting fellow laughed so hard he was about to collapse: "I say, from now on, you'll stand behind me! With you standing behind me, all women will be scared away! Hey, don't give me that black line, I'm seriously thinking about solving social security issues..."
Mu Xiaoxiao angrily said to his flower-like smile: Taking your hand, I'll drag you away. You say you won't go, fine, I'll release the dogs!
The plan to torment and adore finally ended with Xiaoxiao's face full of acne...
Long Yutian was busy with state affairs and rarely had time to come to Ling Yuan. Xiaoxiao was alone most of the time, having looked around the entire courtyard several times and found nothing interesting. The plan to torment and adore was brewing...
After counting the four hundred and forty-fourth ant and singing "Little Cabbage" five hundred and fifty-five times, Xiaoxiao finally asked the little maid next to Su Su for the six hundred and sixty-sixth time, when is your master coming back?
The little maid knelt down with a thud, trembling and saying: "This servant deserves to die, this servant truly doesn't know..."
"Damn, not knowing also deserves death. What kind of rule is this? By this logic, I should have died ten thousand times in all these years of exams."
Xiaoxiao suddenly felt a surge of heroism: Don't be afraid, since God sent a brave gang leader, I'll create a new world, change dynasties... oh, this doesn't seem quite right, cough, fortunately there's no emperor here.
Audacious temptress, how dare you sneak into the inner palace, seduce the court musician, and not even kneel when you see me? You even publicly pulled at the musician! Do you know your crime?” This woman was none other than Chen Taihou. Her voice was solemn yet chilling, like a knife that swiftly flew towards Mu Xiaoxiao.
