Feng Shui Master Becomes a Web Celebrity Author: Zui You He Fang
Synopsis: There’s an incredible metaphysical blogger on Weibo who can read fortunes, draw talismans, predict disasters, and understand fortune-turning, with millions of followers. Fame brings controversy – the blogger is daily rumored to be an ugly monster, illiterate, and a fraud…
Until one day, he trended on social media: “Internet celebrity campus heartthrob with heavenly looks, actually a famous metaphysical blogger.” Everyone was shocked to discover – the blogger is an incredibly handsome man, with a noble and cold face that breaks through the sky! The blogger is a top university graduate, making scholar brothers kneel! The blogger has excellent skills, part-time ghost hunter, truly admirable!
Fans were used to watching the blogger’s life of face-slapping but didn’t realize that behind the noble and cold face, with numerous halos of enhancement, the blogger was actually just a funny guy. A true noble and cold loyal seme & a beautiful funny uke with a cold face, Xia x Luo. This work is fictional, please do not fact-check, thank you!
Content Tags: Strong Pairing, Supernatural Mystical, Entertainment Circle, Sweet Story Search Keywords: Protagonist: Luo Yingbai | Supporting Character: Xia Xianning, etc. | Others: 1v1, Happy Ending, Bottom Protagonist, Internet Celebrity.
Work Review: VIP Strongly Recommended Famous metaphysical blogger Luo Yingbai is reborn, discovering his Weibo has a magical new function – predicting the future. Through this function, Luo Yingbai helps countless people seeking help solve their problems. As case after case is solved, his identities are completely exposed by keen netizens: top university graduate, heavenly looks, feng shui master… The author’s writing is smooth and beautiful, with a novel perspective and charming character portrayal. The entire article combines case-solving and internet celebrity journey, with thrilling plot and humorous language while reflecting on life’s insights through different cases, adding depth to the work.
Chapter 1: Another Chance “Open the door, open the door! You had the guts to scam, now have the guts to open the door!”
When Luo Yingbai awoke from his drunken stupor, he heard this very familiar line.
His brain, still muddled by alcohol, hadn’t yet figured out the profound questions of “Who am I” and “Where am I,” but instinctively felt something bad was about to happen.
So he stepped over a pile of empty wine bottles and inexplicably grabbed an umbrella from the corner, then opened his own door.
“Splash!”
As the door opened, a bucket of paint flew directly at him. Luo Yingbai quickly opened his umbrella, using two fingers to cast a water-repelling spell.
The red rain scattered everywhere, but he remained pristine in his white clothes, quiet and peaceful, with elegant and beautiful features, looking like he’d just stepped out of a painting – with a bit of a mystical master’s temperament.
Luo Yingbai did not give her a chance to speak: “Last time I said it was pig’s blood on the clothes, did you verify it before saying I was wrong? Are you going to compensate me for hurting my feelings?”
After saying this, the whole family was stunned, and Luo Yingbai took a deep breath, feeling refreshed – no wonder everyone says rebirth is good, this is the moment they were waiting for.
Luo Yingbai had spoken her piece and no longer wanted to make trouble, softening her tone: “I’ll only say this once. The Songqiao internet cafe across from First Middle School. If you know anyone nearby, have them go pick up the child immediately. It’ll be too late if you delay.”
Before going upstairs, Wang Aijun had sworn he would never be fooled by a fortune-teller again. However, Luo Yingbai’s tone and demeanor still made him want to comply, so he unconsciously took out his phone and called a friend who lived near the internet cafe.
He was busy making the call and didn’t notice his eldest son’s face suddenly turning pale.
After dialing his friend’s number, Wang Aijun immediately requested help finding the child.
Less than five minutes later, the call came back. Wang Aijun answered and was stunned after hearing just one sentence.
Zhou Jufang immediately rushed over, grabbing her husband’s arm: “What happened? How is our Ming Ming? Say something!”
Wang Aijun said blankly: “The child… was found. Nothing happened.”
They had actually found him so easily this time.
Zhou Jufang let go of him, feeling weak in the legs and sitting down on the floor.
Wang Aijun looked at her, then at Luo Yingbai, his mind going blank. After hearing his words, the child was not found, and the bloody clothes were sent over, which made him furious and come to cause trouble, secretly swearing he would never believe in such mystical nonsense again. Now, after offending someone, the master’s words had come true, and the child was found again!
His worldview was being overturned too frequently, driving him almost crazy.
So Luo Yingbai’s previous statement that their mistake caused them not to find the child was true? The master had not miscalculated after all!
He stammered: “M-Master, we were disrespectful before, we’re truly sorry! Thank you so much.”
We will definitely compensate for your losses, and the payment this time – if it was too little before, I’ll add more!”
Luo Yingbai smiled: “No need to add money. Just help me clarify the comments made on Weibo.”
Wang Aijun was about to agree when Wang Huaizhi anxiously said: “I’ll delete the Weibo post!”
Luo Yingbai raised an eyebrow, his lips curving slightly: “Just deleting?”
In his previous life, that Weibo post had strategically tagged several big V accounts and was quickly shared and read countless times. The impact could not be erased with a simple deletion. Luo Yingbai was usually good-tempered and not necessarily looking to argue with a child, but this kid was too unbearable, and he needed to learn a lesson.
Under her gaze, Wang Huaizhi was sweating profusely and stammered, “Mom, I, I’m not… I was just playing with my brother.”
Before he could finish speaking, Wang Aijun rushed up and slapped him hard.
Emotions of anger, disappointment, and disbelief intertwined as he said harshly, “You bastard! Are you even human?”
Seeing this scene, Luo Yingbai seemed lost in thought.
In his previous life, although he had calculated Ming Ming’s whereabouts, he had never imagined that the kidnapper would actually be his underage older brother. Because Wang Aijun’s couple didn’t follow his advice, Wang Huaizhi heard about it and secretly changed Ming Ming’s location. Turning a great disaster into a minor one, if Luo Yingbai hadn’t calculated again later, Ming Ming would have walked out of the internet cafe an hour later due to hunger and been accidentally hit by a car.
Fortunately, they found him in time and saved a life. Looking at Wang Huaizhi’s facial features, he had snake-like fine lines on his forehead, with dark and gloomy eyes underneath, indicating he had definitely encountered some recent difficulties that could potentially lead him astray. However, he currently lacked the opportunity to solve these problems and wasn’t yet at a point of change.
Wang Aijun and Zhou Juqing scolded him for a moment, then remembered there was someone else present and quickly asked Wang Huaizhi to apologize to Luo Yingbai.
Luo Yingbai said, “Okay.” He paused, then added, “We’ll probably meet again soon, so let’s not say goodbye. Please go ahead.”
Everyone was stunned, but the speaker had already smiled slightly, turned, and entered the room, closing the door.
Luo Yingbai went straight to the computer and quickly logged into his Weibo.
He scrolled through the mouse for a moment, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
Heh, what a bloody scene!
Chapter 2: Call Me Grandpa
