Luo Yingbai laughed and said: “Oh, no way. I have a trick to deal with him… Want a cherry? Open your mouth, ah—”
Deng Wanlin instinctively opened his mouth. Luo Yingbai took out a cherry and threw it at him. The bright red cherry hit Deng Wanlin’s nose tip, splashing water on his face before bouncing elsewhere.
“Damn you, can’t you come down and hand it to me?” Deng Wanlin laughed and cursed, getting up to pick up and throw away the cherry, then unapologetically grabbed a handful of cherries from Luo Yingbai’s plastic plate.
Just then, footsteps suddenly echoed from the hallway.
The two who had lived together for a year could tell it was definitely Fang Wei returning, with loud stomping sounds.
Luo Yingbai instantly changed his expression, quickly shoving the cherry plate into Deng Wanlin’s hands. Under his gaze, he dramatically “fell asleep,” closing his eyes and lying motionless on the desk, producing steady breathing sounds.
Deng Wanlin: “…”
When Fang Wei entered, he saw one roommate lying on the desk and another standing before it, looking down like he was paying respects.
“What the hell? What happened?”
Deng Wanlin said helplessly: “…He’s sleeping on the desk because he’s afraid of messing up the bed for tomorrow’s dorm inspection.”
Fang Wei: “…”
He suspiciously looked at Deng Wanlin: “So, why are you watching him sleep? Ah—”
He suddenly realized something.
Deng Wanlin thought, “Oh no, he’s figured it out.” He hurriedly tried to make an excuse: “No, I…”
Fang Wei’s eyes were full of wariness: “I didn’t expect you to have a habit of watching others sleep. Thank goodness I sleep on the top bunk.”
Deng Wanlin: “…”
He had grievances he couldn’t express. Luo Yingbai continued “sleeping” convincingly, seeming slightly disturbed by their conversation, frowning and symbolically shifting on the desk.
Fang Wei walked to his bed, grabbed the quilt like a tofu block, and spread it over Luo Yingbai.
For some reason, when the quilt was shaken out, Deng Wanlin felt pain: “Hey, you just shook it out like that!”
Fang Wei said: “I can fold quilts too. I’ll fold it for him tomorrow. Otherwise, won’t he freeze?” He then remembered something, “I forgot my book at the dorm supervisor’s, I’ll go get it.”
