Introduction: My name is Xiang Xiaowu, a name so ordinary it couldn’t be more ordinary, a girl as unremarkable as one could be, studying at a private school where beautiful girls are as common as cow hair, which is quite annoying. Ironically, our Yunxiao High School only boasts two major heartthrobs: Sheng Siwei and Gu Nanxiang. Hmph! Heartthrobs! What’s so great about them? In my eyes, they’re just ridiculous monkeys. However, embarrassingly enough, I’m actually part of the Gu faction. Those brainless girls have split into two groups: Sheng’s and Gu’s. Ugh! Idiots! Here begins my story:
Main Text: I enjoy blogging, and this bad habit of mine betrayed my secret. Xia Wei, after sneakily reading my blog, exclaimed dramatically, “Oh my God, Xiang Xiaowu, you’ve got a crush on him, and… you’re even part of the Gu faction!” So what if I’m in the Gu faction? But truly, it’s embarrassing. Someone like me, who only gives the middle finger to boys, has actually joined the Gu faction! That’s really embarrassing! Super embarrassing! Xia Wei also said, “Poor little Xiaowu, you have no hope.” Pfft! Who cares? It’s not like that monkey will ever know I have a crush on him. Cough! Cough! I mean, like him. In fact, I’ve only seen him twice afterward. Once, he was playing the electric guitar, singing “Love in Qingcheng” to himself, and I downloaded it as my ringtone when I got home; another time at the school gate, where a dozen girls in super short skirts with made-up faces were gathered, and when he walked by, they screamed like crazy, “Leader! Leader! I love you!” It was quite a spectacle, earth-shaking! A fan club of die-hard fans! The funniest part was that the girls from Sheng’s faction were so angry, puffing out their cheeks, wishing they could challenge the Gu faction with megaphones. But later on, much later, I found out… Gu Nanxiang actually likes… Xia Wei.
