Wiping away my drool, I focus. What does he want? Could it be— No! I’m beautiful, generous, kind, cute, lively, and pure, but I’m still just a cat! Does he want to violate a cat?
Looking into his smug eyes, I feel the world darken—I’m about to be violated!
【008】 Battling the Demon with Wit
I lie on my belly, rolling back and forth on the ground. Being turned into a cat is miserable enough, and now I can’t even seduce a beautiful man! So annoying! Can I live like this?
Suddenly lifting my head: It’s all your fault! Bad person, bad person! I glare at the Purple-Robed Demon.
Don’t ask me why I’m suddenly not afraid of him—he’s a beautiful man, the distant beautiful man waiting for my return, has given me infinite courage and strength! Burn, my little universe!
“Meow—” I roar and pounce.
Purple-Robed Demon: “Huh?” The book next to him accidentally falls. He bends down to pick it up.
And then I—
Slap! I’m stuck to the wall.
They say at 0 you debut, at 10 you grow happily, at 20 you waver for love, at 30 you set your direction, at 40 you fight desperately, at 50 you look back, at 60 you retire, at 70 you play mahjong, at 80 you sunbathe, at 90 you lie in bed, at 100 you hang on the wall. I haven’t even reached 100, and I’m already hanging on the wall!
Sliding down from the wall, I angrily open my mouth at him. If I can’t knock you down, I’ll bite you to death!
I aim like a cannonball at his arm.
“Huh, where did this apple come from? Don’t you know I hate apples the most?” The Purple-Robed Demon grabs the apple from the table and throws it.
“Meow—” Damn, it lands in my mouth! Now it’s stuck, can’t go in or out.
I roll desperately on the ground, headbutting the floor, still unable to dislodge it. I try to paw at the apple, but it only goes deeper. I’m so anxious that tears fly out—it hurts so much!
“Oh, what’s wrong, little cat?” The Purple-Robed Demon’s laughing voice rings out.
He definitely did this on purpose!
Now, I can only beg for help, desperately pointing at the apple in my mouth, tears in my eyes.
