‘Wu Chen healed it.’ Ouyang Zichen seemed pleased with my changing expression and added, ‘Clearly, Cat still remembers me.’
Liar! How is that possible? I quickly checked to ensure I hadn’t turned back into a cat, then glared back: ‘I’m not that cat!’
‘Which one?’
‘That black—you!! You’re tricking me!’
Ouyang Zichen laughed so hard he sat down and couldn’t get up. I looked at him glumly.”
He was supposed to let Wu Chen’s beauty recognize him immediately, but this bastard had stolen the moment!
“Ling’er, do you… know him?” Feng Qingyin asked, puzzled. “Didn’t she go up the mountain at three? How could she know this man of uncertain intentions? And he even called her ‘Cat’?”
“Half and half,” I replied, pulling Feng Qingyin to leave and secretly making a face at him: This guy is crazy; let’s escape quickly!
Feng Qingyin seemed to understand, holding my hand and mouthing: One, two…
“Three!” someone shouted, and I pulled her and ran away.
Ah—” Feng Qingyin rolled her eyes and fainted unceremoniously, leaving me with an innocent face, facing the equally innocent little caterpillar in my hand.
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“Okay, little Zi, little Yinyin says he’s not angry anymore,” I said excitedly, looking for little Zi while still holding onto that “great contributor.”
“Oh? That’s great.” Ouyang Zidun’s smile was enchanting, to the point where I almost drooled. He was truly “absolute seductive beauty.”
“Hm?” Noticing my stare, Ouyang Zidun looked at himself in confusion, then suddenly realized: “Here, fresh Wang’s fish jerky.”
I felt frustrated. Am I really just a glutton in his eyes? While I admit the fish jerky was crucial in getting little Yinyin to forgive me, you don’t have to say it so directly!
I’ll be embarrassed! (Changge: Selling environmentally friendly plastic bags, ISO9011 quality certified, vomit-specific, 10 cents each, no discrimination between adults and children!)
“I heard the cat is going home this time?” Ouyang Zidun’s fingers tapped the table intermittently.
“Ye, yes. Are you coming with me?” I stuffed fish jerky into my mouth while speaking vaguely.
“Of course. I have to go meet the future parents-in-law.” Ouyang Zidun smiled seductively.
“Uh… uh…” I choked instantly. I didn’t mean to invite him!! It was just a polite question—
“Cat is still as hasty as before, choking even while eating fish jerky.” Ouyang Zidun teased while gently patting my back.
Anger! Who’s to blame! I glared at him unhappily, but my eyes went wide: he was venomous like a snake, cunning like a fox, but when he smiled, he looked like a harmless poppy.
“You… why are you looking at me like that?” Ouyang Zidun suddenly became flustered under my gaze. Why is my heart beating so fast?
I gently touched his eyebrows, leaning close.
Ouyang Zidun looked surprised as my face approached, finally closing his eyes, waiting for that warm kiss.
“Wow, what a big eye booger.”
【026】Is this really my home? “Comrades, the young miss is home!
Dang dang dang dang— I kicked a doorman flying, used the Fire God’s Palm to slam open the door, and jumped into the courtyard.
Today, our home is festive, with red decorations everywhere. It must be a grand welcome. Oh my~ I’m so embarrassed; it feels like a leader visiting the countryside.
I’m truly “the center of attention”—everyone is staring at me with shocked expressions.
“Uh? Seems like— sorry, walked into the wrong door… wrong door…” I laughed awkwardly, stepping back outside and closing the door I had broken.
How did I know I was in the wrong place? The bride and groom were in the middle of their wedding ceremony! They might think I was trying to crash the wedding!
“What happened?” Feng Qingyin asked.
Ouyang Zidun rubbed his chin with some doubt: “This scene seems familiar…”
I circled around this row of houses: “That’s impossible, this should be our home. The most noble and simple one.” The house on the left is too shabby, the one on the right is too nouveau riche, and the house opposite looks like they’ve moved the entire palace.
“Cat can’t even find her own home, hehe.”
Even with a veil, Ouyang Zidun’s seductive voice attracted many young ladies.
“What should we do?” Feng Qingyin became anxious, wanting to hide from their devouring gazes.
He must have encountered some high-level martial art that unnerved enemies. The master said there are many experts down the mountain, but there seemed to be more than expected.
Looking at Feng Qingyin, I felt proud: Fortunately, I claimed him when I was five; otherwise, he would have been worried the entire journey.
So far, I have fought off three bandits, two flower-picking thieves, nine bold female heroes, and a bunch of “crazy fans”—all women, 90% after Feng Qingyin due to his refusal to wear a veil.
“You are—the young miss?” An old uncle suddenly approached, squinting with cloudy eyes.
“Oh my! I’ve finally found my organization! Butler uncle, long time no see!” I excitedly grabbed his hand.
“Could you stop sticking so close to my face?”
“Although I know I’m beautiful (in a narcissistic way), staring at me like this is making me embarrassed.
“Cough, sorry, young miss. This old servant was out of line. I’m just old and can’t see clearly,” the butler laughed. After more than ten years, she resembles the madam even more—perhaps even better.
“Butler, I’m so pitiful up in the mountains; look, I’ve lost so much weight, all because I’ve missed you! As soon as we came down, I rushed back home to see you!” I clung to the butler, making him laugh heartily. That was exactly the effect I wanted! Otherwise, if he asked how I got lost, it would be so embarrassing.
“Good… good, Young Mistress has suffered. Quickly come home and rest, take good care of yourself,” the butler said, holding my small hand as we walked.
“This, this, this, this is my home?” Standing before the towering palace, I couldn’t help but shiver. It’s too impressive! I knew my father was somewhere between awesome and super awesome, but I never expected this day would come.
It’s simply beyond description. Phrases like ‘unrivaled’ and ‘at the peak’ can’t capture my family’s glory.”
Look, these walls are just short of being made of pure gold; this plaque is actually written by imperial brush, inlaid with gold and silver; these vermilion doors are at a prince’s level; the people in front of the door are truly beautiful… (Bragging, do not disturb)
Pushing aside the two beautiful men on either side, I took a deep breath: “Dad—Mom—I’m back—”
“Bang!”
Then everything went black.
Afterwards, they said my lion’s roar had shaken the plaque off the door, which happened to hit my head… (Luckily, you weren’t hurt)
【027】 Cultivating a Peerless Beauty Plan
“Dad—Mom—No—” Early one morning, such a shrill cry rang through the Shi residence.
Instantly, the Shi residence became lively, with chickens flying and dogs jumping.
Servants and maids rushed in groups towards the main bedroom, exchanging gossip through glances:
Servant A: The master is in trouble! Maid B: The mistress has followed him in death! Servant C: The young mistress is crying in the bedroom! Maid D: Hurry over, try to make a good impression, maybe get a bigger severance pay.
In the main bedroom, my parents looked pale, staring at the dense group of people kneeling on the ground.
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The poor servants finally learned that the culprit making them suffer was the Young Mistress—the pimple on her forehead.
Thus, the entire family began to resent the pimple on my forehead. “How cute, a pimple! So cats can get pimples too.” Ouyang Zichen was purely asking to be hit, but I needed to concentrate on my “Acne Battle Plan.”
First, wake up early and exercise.
