“Oh, there’s a bell?” It was the storage bell that had just knocked me unconscious.
“Meow—” Afraid he’d take the bell, I quickly climbed onto his hand.
“Good kitty, Little Rain will hang the bell for you,” the child cooed, hanging multiple black lines over my head.
Considering he returned the bell, I won’t bite him and quietly released his finger from my mouth.
The baby, unaware he just escaped danger, happily found a yellow ribbon and hung the bell around my neck.
I nodded satisfactorily, and the bell jingled.
“Jiyu—” A distant voice called.
“Oh, the nanny is calling. Little darling, Little Rain will come see you later.” He actually kissed me!! My first kiss—just gone like that!! Even worse, he’s just a baby! I can’t live like this!!
Is this life even livable anymore? My 20-year-preserved first kiss—aaaaaah!
As a well-mannered cat, I still want to see the beautiful side of things. Even if it’s black, the materials are high-end. For example, the sedan chair curtain is made of the finest silk, with a crystal curtain hanging outside. They’re so rich they’re not afraid of mountain bandits!
Curling my lip, in my previous life, we were also wealthy but didn’t show off like this—acting like a nouveau riche.
“Okay, Ni Lie, carry me out for some fresh air.” What a magnetic voice! My eyes turn into heart shapes as I stare at the sedan chair curtain.
The man named Ni Lie steps forward, lifting a purple figure from inside the sedan chair. With a gorgeous turn, the purple-clad person is now seated on the carpet.
At that moment, I clearly see the purple-clad person’s appearance: one word, beautiful; two words, very beautiful; three words, still beautiful; four words, damn, so beautiful! I suddenly cover my mouth. Oh, I’m a well-mannered cat after all.
From a distance, ink-black hair falls wildly, trailing to the ground like a winding river. Eyebrows like a painting, more vivid than a painting, with changing expressions that enchant the soul. A delicate nose and lush, moist cherry lips, even more charming than a woman!
With a beautiful person sitting before you, what would you do?
Pounce, of course! Me too.
Result: I get picked up.
“Oh, not a hidden weapon, just a stray cat!” Calling someone from a noble house a stray cat? Unforgivable! Even if I’m a homeless cat, I’m a well-mannered street cat!
That Ni Lie, I’ll remember you. I glare fiercely at him, upset at his interruption. Just wait – I’ll curse you with a circle!
Unfortunately, before I can draw my curse, I’m whooshed out of the temple. The tall door slams shut in my face.
“Is that the cat? So noisy.” The door opens immediately.
It’s the beautiful man’s voice! My eyes enlarge: the beautiful man is coming to save me!
I ignore Ni Lie standing at the door and rush in, looking up. Oh my god! How can someone be so flawless? Drool cascades from my mouth.
“Oh, cats can drool?” the beautiful man says, surprised, his wide eyes stirring my heart.
Suddenly shy, I spring back quickly. Damn Ni Lie, he actually tried to slash me with a sword!
If not for my compact body, flexible physique, sensitive ears, incredible luck, great personality, kindness, and adorableness, I would have almost died by your blade!
But when I finish my self-praise, I find myself in Ni Lie’s hand, looking at the purple-clad man.
“Cats aren’t well-behaved,” he laughs lightly, suddenly like a field of blooming poppies, provocative and seductive.
I wag my tail excitedly, enchanted by his beauty. I’ve never seen such a beautiful man!
“Then let’s cut off your tail as a lesson.”
What? He wants to cut off my tail? I’m shocked!
“Meow—” I struggle violently. If I don’t fight now, my life is over.
“Be good, cat. This time I’ll just take your tail. Next time we meet, you won’t be so lucky.” His voice now sounds like a soul-harvesting chant to me.
“Meow—” I unleash my explosive power—biting, scratching, twisting, leaping—darting out the door.
After running ten li, I gradually calm down.
Catching my breath, I hang my head, follow the crowd into the city, find a place to rest, and fall into a deep sleep.
Before sleeping, my last thought is that beautiful people are truly poisonous.
“Hehe, little girl, how about becoming my mountain fortress wife?” It turned out to be a rascal cat.
“Don’t even think about it! I am a noble stray cat!” I retorted.
“Do you think you have the right to refuse?” A dark mass of cats appeared, surrounding us.
“What do you want?!” I exclaimed, furious yet a little scared. Three or five cats would be manageable, but three to five hundred? That’s a problem!
“Take her back to be my queen!” commanded the Er Lang cat, leaping over the wall.
Poor me, escorted by countless cat paws, was sent to a glamorous garbage dump. How could I, a noble lady of high birth—even if a bit ugly—marry a cat?! My pride wouldn’t allow it!
After multiple escape attempts, I surrendered. Fortunately, the Er Lang cat treated me well, not forcing me to bear kittens and providing plenty of food and toys.
However, he mysteriously disappeared every night. I tried to follow him secretly but always failed. In this day and age, it’s not just humans who have secrets!
Sprawled on the garbage dump sunbathing, I gazed blankly into the distance.
Where is the end of the sky, and where is the end of my suffering!
After performing the role of a “docile wife” for the Er Lang cat, I now have relative freedom to wander this street.
“Go away, get out of here, stray cat!” The shop assistant’s voice made me unhappy, but I was helpless—I’m a cat now.
I glared at him fiercely. My arrival at his shabby shop is his honor, yet he dares to despise me? Raising my head proudly, I walked elegantly—and stepped on a banana peel.
“Meow—!!” Damn, who left this lying around? Drag them out and chop them! I’m angry—this ruined the image of a well-mannered, noble cat lady!
Admittedly, I’m a bit dirty, having lived in a garbage dump for over a month without bathing, so I have an unusual smell. But one can’t judge by appearances; inner beauty matters. Can’t you see my proud posture, the noble quality radiating from within? I’m a well-bred noble cat lady!
As I fumed, I saw several kittens fighting over a smelly dried fish. Upon noticing me, they became wary and looked defensively.
I snorted from my nose, walking proudly past them and using my disdainful gaze to communicate: How pathetic, fighting over a stinky dried fish!
Sniff, sniff— What’s that smell?
Fish! I excitedly darted out, leaving a group of bewildered kittens staring at each other.
“Hehe, the kitten is so smart. Does the kitten have a name?” Is this man crazy? Even if I had a cat, how could I tell him? Did I, Hua Xiaoxin, fall for an idiot? This won’t do; I want a refund!
“How about—calling you Xiaoxin from now on? Let’s start over.” The beautiful man’s clear voice made me reconsider.
This name is good, just like in my previous life. Besides, such a good-looking man with a nice voice and gentle temperament is worth observing for a few days before deciding. Hehe.
I followed him to an abandoned temple in the suburbs. Another abandoned temple! The last temple horror still gives me temple phobia, but nestled in this man’s arms, I feel at ease (clearly because I’m in the arms of a beautiful man).
I suddenly realized he knows my name, but I don’t know his. How impolite! So I decided to ask for his name, surname, where he lives, age, parents’ status, height, weight, hobbies, future plans, and, most importantly, does he have a girlfriend?
“Meow meow meow—” Frustration. I forgot I can’t speak human language. What should I do?
“What does the kitten want to say?”
The beautiful man lifted me up, looking me directly in the eyes with a passionate gaze.
