A maid came forward to change the blanket, and then I was placed back on it.
“Ling’er, don’t mess around anymore, otherwise…” Dad threatened. Frustrated, I thought, I’ll just choose the worst to anger you! It seems like every choice has its benefits.
Determined not to let them succeed, I noticed the previous little pretty boy. Sorry to trouble you!
I wobbled to my feet, trying to act like a one-year-old, grinning widely as I pounced towards him.
Clang— Direct hit. The little pretty boy couldn’t withstand my momentum, and we both fell to the ground. I laughed triumphantly while lying on top of him.
Facing away from everyone, I wasn’t worried they would see. The little boy still didn’t understand what was happening, staring blankly at my mischievous smile. His puppy-like eyes, long eyelashes, small nose, rosy lips, and tender face made one want to take a bite. I couldn’t resist my desire and leaned down—
Ah, a bite!
“Wah—” The little boy cried out. So painful! Woo— Mother was right, women really do eat people without spitting out the bones! He doesn’t want to be eaten!
Everyone reacted, rushing to pull me away. Ignoring them, I was “firmly committed like a green mountain,” biting his little face tightly.
“Ling’er, Ling’er!” Dad shouted, walking toward me with anger. My spirit deflated, and I let go, rushing to Dad’s side to curry favor.
The emperor was busy comforting the crown prince, who was crying, but couldn’t help laughing: “Lord Shi, I think Mo’er and Ling’er are destined for each other. Shall we make her the crown prince’s consort in the future?”
The little boy cried even louder. I then made a face at him from behind Dad.
Then I watched with satisfaction as the little boy’s cries escalated. The first-grab ceremony concluded with me earning the title of crown prince consort, while the crown prince was left with an unforgettable bite mark.
In the Shi residence’s backyard, a thunderous cry erupted. This was our legendary crown prince, seen as intelligent, wise, and talented in both civil and military arts.
“What can you do besides cry?” I scolded, hands on hips, pointing at him defiantly. I felt emboldened by my backing.
