No way, if there’s one, there’ll be two. I won’t let his “conspiracy” succeed!
I’ve decided to learn martial arts and become the best in the world! That way, I won’t fear handsome guys flying away from my sight. Wow, I’m clever!
“Miss, what’s wrong?” Xiaoyi, who had just arrived, looked at me in panic. “What’s wrong with the miss? She’s laughing like she’s gone crazy.”
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“Zero wants to learn martial arts?” Dad looked surprised.
What is he looking at? Haven’t you seen such a self-respecting, ambitious young person? Under Dad’s gaze, I puffed out my chest to show my determination to learn martial arts. (More like the determination to attract handsome men.)
“Heaven’s will, it is indeed heaven’s will! Hahaha!” Dad suddenly burst into laughter.
Is this old man going senile? Laughing for no reason? Oh no, I’ve driven my dad crazy—what should I do?
Just then, a “Namo Amitabha” came from the doorway.
Dad was stunned, then laughed heartily: “Master Taibai, it seems I’ll have to trouble you with my daughter.”
Taibai? Such a silly name! I suddenly thought of a certain foolish immortal—could it be that pig-head Taibai? Only he would come up with such a name.
Sure enough, standing in the doorway was none other than the Star of Taibai!
I was about to call out when he quickly winked at me. I understood and cleared my throat: “Floating Zero pays respects to Master Taibai Fool.”
“Zero!”
Dad knew I was doing it on purpose. A one-year-old who could speak clearly wouldn’t mispronounce words at three, turning Taibai into Taibai Fool.
“Hehe… hehe… The young miss might be too young to speak clearly.” Taibai received my contempt but still had to smile and cover for me.
This woman was too powerful and evil. If she leaked something to the Heavenly Court, he’d be done for, Taibai thought bitterly.
Oh, I can write an autobiography later, called “The Suffering History of an Immortal.” Just remember not to use my real name—I’ll use Laozi’s name if I have to. I’ve always disliked him; might as well cause him some trouble.
