Threat, this was absolutely blatant!
Feng Tianning trembled and finally gave in: “I’ll teach, I’ll teach, okay…”
He, Feng Tianning, had never been threatened like this before—by a three-and-a-half-year-old child!
Li Bai’s eyebrows furrowed. “Then you can only eat a little bit.”
“No problem, I’ll just eat a little bit.” I indicated half a millimeter on my pinky finger.
“This is a ‘Happiness Pill’ I crafted. After eating it, your body will be robust and your limbs agile. Even immortals won’t fall asleep; for mortals, I guarantee you’ll be jumping around!” Li Bai’s excitement grew, sounding almost like an advertisement.
“Will it be effective?” I eyed the empty bottle suspiciously.
“Uh… it’s fresh out of the furnace… I should let you taste it first, out of respect for the elder…” Li Bai blushed. His pills had a notorious reputation in the Heavenly Court.
“You…” I could hardly believe I was being used as a test subject—I should not have eaten so much.
“Ah—you actually finished the entire bottle!” Li Bai screamed. “You clearly said you’d only eat a little bit!”
He had really gone all out this time: two Yaochi pure lotuses, one Tianshan ice jade toad, and he had even risked stealing nectar from Guanyin’s clean bottle. Now it was all gone!
“It was this much—bit.” I pinched my pinky, exposing half a millimeter of fingertip, “I meant the bit down there.”
“Wah—I’m done for—” Li Bai stomped and burst into tears.
As soon as Li Bai ran out, my stomach began to rumble. “Damn it, Li Bai, stop right there! You made a laxative! Ah—I can’t hold it—”
I rushed to the bathroom.
Exiting, I swung my arms freely. Whew, my body felt robust, my limbs agile… Was he actually making this according to laxative standards from the start?!
I caught Li Bai, who was sitting by the river in a daze, and carried him back. Under my intimidation, he weakly said: “Although there are some side effects, don’t you feel much stronger? You can even lift me directly.” He looked aggrieved.
I paused, considering he might be right.
Then, like in a martial arts novel, I jumped forcefully to check my height and see if my kung fu had improved.
Inhale, exert force, ha!
“Pft—”
