I grabbed his purple long robe tightly, looking him straight in the eyes: ‘How old are you?’ Could he be his son? Oh right, he can walk too!
Ouyang Zichen smiled, and suddenly poppy flowers bloomed all over the mountains: ‘Two hundred and forty-five.’ He watched my mouth form an O shape.
‘But, but your leg…’ I stammered.
‘Wu Chen healed it.’ Ouyang Zichen seemed pleased with my changing expression and added, ‘Clearly, Cat still remembers me.’
Liar! How is that possible? I quickly checked to ensure I hadn’t turned back into a cat, then glared back: ‘I’m not that cat!’
‘Which one?’
‘That black—you!! You’re tricking me!’
Ouyang Zichen laughed so hard he sat down and couldn’t get up. I looked at him glumly.”
He was supposed to let Wu Chen’s beauty recognize him immediately, but this bastard had stolen the moment!
“Ling’er, do you… know him?” Feng Qingyin asked, puzzled. “Didn’t she go up the mountain at three? How could she know this man of uncertain intentions? And he even called her ‘Cat’?”
“Half and half,” I replied, pulling Feng Qingyin to leave and secretly making a face at him: This guy is crazy; let’s escape quickly!
Feng Qingyin seemed to understand, holding my hand and mouthing: One, two…
“Three!” someone shouted, and I pulled her and ran away.
Ah—” Feng Qingyin rolled her eyes and fainted unceremoniously, leaving me with an innocent face, facing the equally innocent little caterpillar in my hand.
————————————————The legendary dividing line————————————————
“Okay, little Zi, little Yinyin says he’s not angry anymore,” I said excitedly, looking for little Zi while still holding onto that “great contributor.”
“Oh? That’s great.” Ouyang Zidun’s smile was enchanting, to the point where I almost drooled. He was truly “absolute seductive beauty.”
“Hm?” Noticing my stare, Ouyang Zidun looked at himself in confusion, then suddenly realized: “Here, fresh Wang’s fish jerky.”
I felt frustrated. Am I really just a glutton in his eyes? While I admit the fish jerky was crucial in getting little Yinyin to forgive me, you don’t have to say it so directly!
I’ll be embarrassed! (Changge: Selling environmentally friendly plastic bags, ISO9011 quality certified, vomit-specific, 10 cents each, no discrimination between adults and children!)
