I put on a scared expression, “No, how could a humble woman dare?” I smiled sweetly, “But I’ve never heard of Cold Family Fortress. However, I know goose pot! Do you like it? My Hua Xiaoxin’s winter melon goose pot is delicious! Want to try? It’s free!”
“Yes, yes!” The cute guy responded happily.
“Nonsense!” The big man slapped the back of his head, waving his hand, “Now go and chop them up!”
“STOP!” I shouted loudly.
Though they didn’t understand, the high pitch was enough to scare a cow, causing the kids to retreat under my gaze, with one even collapsing.
I strode forward, lifting the black-clothed man lying on the ground: “Look, he’s elegant, handsome, and majestic. Does he look like a bad guy? Clearly, you’ve wronged a good person. I’ll represent justice—and then my speech suddenly stopped.
Damn it! Novels are misleading! Before me was a guy with goldfish eyes, sausage lips, a garlic nose, and a pig-head face, looking absolutely hideous, with black and white patches like a football!
Like being burned, I immediately dropped him: “Hehe… noble warriors, this humble woman has eyes but failed to recognize Mount Tai… Misunderstanding! Please continue…” I emphasized my non-involvement, regardless of their intentions.
What if I accidentally saved him and he pursued me daily, wanting to offer himself? Better to die quickly.
Then the man would happily look up, with two streams of snot—no, nosebleed—hanging from his nose: ‘Beautiful lady, I’m fine.’
Thank you, you’re so kind! I’m so touched! Oh my god, I want to devote myself to you! If you don’t want my pure love, I’ll jump down this small hill! Don’t stop me!
“Hehe, okay, I accept!” I giggled, causing the three people beside me to exchange glances and hurry to catch up.
I brushed off my clothes, fixed my hairstyle, and boldly rushed to the scene, covering my face with a handkerchief. I jumped out from the bushes: “This mountain is mine. If you want to pass, leave some road money or a handsome man behind!”
“Hmph, young lady, what kind of madness is this?” The big man looked at me disdainfully and saw through my disguise.
“Uncle—hehe, you’re amazing for seeing through me!” I laughed awkwardly and pulled down the handkerchief.
