“Mom, I’m suddenly feeling like I’m back in modern society, damn it, it’s just like rush hour on a public bus!
The person who took the opportunity to touch me was thrown out by Xiao Yin, and I wanted to escape this suffocating place. Then I noticed –
On the arena side, a row of rosewood grand chairs laid out solemnly, directly below Wang Zai, clearly meant for guardians. This position should be reserved for sect masters, gang leaders, and other big shots. I was delighted – these kids prepared a seat for me. No one dared to sit down before I did. How polite, it’s making me embarrassed.
So, under everyone’s surprised gaze, I climbed onto the stage with two handsome men, using the most primitive wall-climbing method. I sat down with a smile, patting the left side: “Xiao Zi, sit!” Then the right side: “Xiao Yin, sit too!”
Seeing everyone’s jaws drop, I waved at them: “Don’t be polite, everyone sit!” Then someone started crying – turns out his jaw had actually dislocated.
“Miss, that… your position…” A young man climbed up beside me, around twenty years old, with a blushing face.
“You sit too, sit! If you want to sit, sit beautifully -” I ended up singing.
“Young lady, this is not a seat for you.”
“Please leave quickly. Don’t make yourself a laughingstock,” the blue-robed elder urged, realizing the young man was struggling.
“WHY?” I asked, noticing their puzzled expressions. “Please give me a reason, uncle.”
“This is the position for sect masters. Is this reason satisfactory to the miss?” A middle-aged Taoist priest in a gray robe appeared.
“I’m also a sect master,” I replied.
“Oh?” The blue-robed elder seemed intrigued, likely never having encountered such a young sect master before.
“I’m the master of the Herb Picking Sect – Hua Xiao Xin, at your service!” I said, cupping my hands to the audience. However, it felt more like a New Year greeting than a formal introduction.
Laughter erupted, and with my strong resilience to embarrassment, I interpreted it as cheers. I sat down like a queen, elegantly waving and smiling at everyone.
“I suddenly felt we should have gone to buy some dinner to eat while watching,” I murmured, rubbing my stomach as I observed the couple on stage making intimate gestures.
