Her entire head, except for her brain, was almost completely ruined. I never thought she would choose to end her life rather than admit defeat. I found the situation quite dramatic—playing with her led to her own downfall as she tried to harm me. Lying on my back, I sighed: Oh, life…
“Excellent! Flower Sect Master’s skills are impressive!” someone shouted, followed by cheers: “Flower Sect Master, Flower Sect Master, Flower Sect Master…”
I felt overwhelmed. What’s happening? At least I’ve made a name for myself.
So I happily waved to everyone, as if I were the Ilisha White Queen.
Probably intimidated by the Heart-Stealing Demon Woman, no one dared to step forward. I glanced at Wangzai, and Little P was covering his face shyly. What are you being shy about? You can’t turn into a handsome man and marry me!
I noticed the bull-nosed Taoist priest standing up—the one who competed with me for a spot yesterday. He didn’t show up when the Heart-Stealing Demon Woman intimidated everyone, but now that I’ve accidentally become the champion, he comes to challenge?!
“Wudang’s Xiang is here to learn from Flower Sect Master!” he said, cupping his hands in a martial salute.
I narrowed my eyes at him. Is this the so-called hero? I sneered. As soon as he finished his salute, I launched a Heavenly Horse Meteor Punch without warning.
The poor priest had barely realized what was happening before he was sent flying.
The crowd gasped, following his trajectory with their heads until he landed with a series of “pa pa pa,” raising a choking dust.
“Can I take Wangzai—uh, the little fox now?” I asked the other judges.
The judges exchanged glances, and a nun eventually nodded: “Theoretically, if no one challenges, it should be possible… This Flower Sect Master just shocked us by defeating the Wudang Sect Master. Even two Heart-Stealing Demon Women probably couldn’t do that!”
After the treasure-hunting gathering, I became the most talked-about figure in the martial world. The popular phrase now is: Hey, do you dare to hit me? Want to beat someone up? Think you’re the Flower Sect Master?
Hmph hmph, calling for votes! Without votes, I’ll strangle the handsome man, swat away the cat, and stomp on the fox! Wa ka ka—
