Crazy Smartphone – Part One

At the same time, Yuer, who was still diligently performing her ‘housewife’ duties, her eyes flashed with a cold light, seemingly glancing at Xu Xiaoman’s throat. Lin Feng also tensed up. He had realized these tissue balls were not from his usual room escapades; they were clearly set up by this impish woman to frame him. Why was he even feeling guilty? Xu Xiaoman is a police officer. She must have discovered some hidden secrets; otherwise, she wouldn’t be making these meaningless moves. Ah, if only she would speak up for me and clarify the situation, Xiao Yun wouldn’t have been deceived by that cunning woman. “Sis…” Lin Feng’s voice trembled with excitement. As soon as he opened his mouth, his voice turned into a tremolo, jumping through several notes in an instant. Now, his reputation and innocence depended entirely on her words. Lin Feng looked at Xu Xiaoman with full of hope, deep affection, and gratitude, staring at her lips. As her red lips parted slightly, his heart beat like a drum, ‘thump, thump, thump…’

“Tsk, tsk, tsk…” Xu Xiaoman let out a sigh of admiration.

“So?!” Lin Feng held his breath, not daring to breathe loudly.

“Hmm?” Wang Xiaoyun was also drawn over, making an inquiring sound.

Even Yu’er, the beautiful and diligent domestic intern who was busy with housework, subconsciously stopped her work, turned around with a stern look.

Just when everyone was eagerly waiting for the truth to be revealed, Xu Xiaoman cast a flirtatious glance and looked deeply at Lin Feng, who was nearly suffocating: “You naughty boy, still got plenty in the tank, huh?”

No one expected her to say such an ambiguous line so nonchalantly. Lin Feng rolled his eyes and actually fainted with a thud.

“Damn woman! Do you have a vendetta against me? Even you are messing with me like this!”

As Lin Feng collapsed on the ground, the three women in the room reacted differently. Wang Xiaoyun instinctively screamed and was about to rush over to check on him, but she suddenly stopped, huffily saying her first words since entering the room: “Stinking pervert, it’s better if you’re drained to death!”

Lan Yu’s reaction was more exaggerated, her voice also exaggeratedly kawaii, not diminishing in the slightest. She first threw down the broom and dustpan with force, then hurried towards Lin Feng with small steps. However, seeing Wang Xiaoyun stop and start cursing, she also seemed to realize something, abruptly halting her steps: “Little pervert, I told you to come less often, but you didn’t listen. Just go die for all I care. I don’t want to deal with you!”

Xu Xiaoman said nothing, walked over, squatted beside Lin Feng, and threw a crumpled tissue onto his face. Then, with great impatience, she patted his cheek and whispered: “You brat, was it you who did the ‘Merciless Ghost Hand’? Tell me, and I’ll help you!”

As soon as she finished, Lin Feng jumped up, grabbing Xu Xiaoman’s hand and shaking it vigorously. He cried out in an exaggerated manner: “Sister Xiaoman, my dear sister, you truly are my sister! You must keep your word, no tricks!” He didn’t even bother to remove the tissue stuck to his face. He was really desperate for help.

“Was it really you, the ‘Merciless Ghost Hand’?” Lin Feng nodded eagerly.

“Good, good!” Xu Xiaoman said, then turned to Wang Xiaoyun, “Sister Xiaoman, let’s ignore this stinking pervert and leave. I have lots of homework to do today, and who knows how many times I’ll have to repeat it.” Wang Xiaoyun’s words made Lin Feng’s heart sink into an icy abyss. He couldn’t tell if she was genuinely fooled by the beauty’s scheme or just acting.

Xu Xiaoman, who originally wanted to tease Lin Feng a bit more, upon hearing Wang Xiaoyun’s words, gave Lin Feng, who was at a loss, a mischievous look and feigned irritation: “You brat, haven’t you had enough of taking advantage of me? Let go!” Then she turned to Wang Xiaoyun, “Xiao Yun, wait for me, I’ve decided not to care about your stinking pervert either!”

Lin Feng looked at Xu Xiaoman with resentment: “Sis, dear sis, I’ve admitted it was me, why won’t you keep your word and clear things up for me?”

Xu Xiaoman twisted her waist provocatively: “Hmph, you deserve it! Who told you to be so dumb? Don’t you know that beautiful women always have the right to not keep their word? Ha!” With that, she turned and left with her arm around Wang Xiaoyun’s shoulders. Wang Xiaoyun’s shoulders seemed to tremble slightly, indicating she was genuinely upset.

The outcome was so unexpected, yet exactly as one might expect!

Lin Feng slumped into the sofa. “I’m sorry for the trouble,” he said.

“Get out! Don’t force me to hit a woman! Whatever your purpose, get out of my sight now, go find your Master Xing!”

Lin Feng was fuming, but he still maintained a shred of sanity, pointing towards the door and angrily yelling at the woman who was about to continue flirting with him.

He had never encountered such absurdity! However, Lan Yu didn’t retreat; instead, she squatted on the ground, half-kneeling in front of Lin Feng, sobbing pitifully.

“Mr. Lin, wuwu, Yu’er didn’t mean to, wuwu, to upset you like this…”

“You meant to do this, then!” Lin Feng, impulsively, got up to throw this shameless woman out, but her crying made him collapse back into the sofa. He was at a loss for what to do.

He spread his arms helplessly, his hand accidentally resting on Lan Yu’s chest, thinking it was just a rag or something. He picked it up to wipe the tissue off his face, but the scent of a woman’s body suddenly hit his nose, making him realize what he had grabbed. He quickly threw it away, wiping his hand as if he had touched something filthy.

“Mr. Lin, wuwu, does Yu’er really disgust you that much?” Lan Yu cried even harder at this reaction.

Lin Feng, annoyed by her tears, asked impatiently: “What exactly do you want? My girlfriend has already left because of you! What else do you want? Please leave my house, can you? If you want to cry, go cry at Master Xing’s place, OK? We don’t even know each other! OK? Please show some respect! OK?”


Lin Sang, Yu’er knows you have misunderstood me as that kind of shameless woman. Actually, Yu’er, this time, Yu’er came specifically to see you. Yu’er is here to repay Lin Sang for your kindness. Yu’er knows that she shouldn’t have used such despicable means to drive away your girlfriends, but Yu’er also loves Lin Sang, even more than they do, willing to do anything for you, willing to serve you for a lifetime. Lan Yu looked at Lin Feng with tearful, pleading eyes.

“OK! OK! OK! What you said is very touching!” Lin Feng was a bit overwhelmed, so he didn’t notice that Lan Yu used “they” instead of “she.” He still didn’t know that Lan Yu mistakenly considered both Xu and Wang as her rivals in love. A woman’s tears are a secret weapon of immense destructive power, especially from someone as devastatingly beautiful as Lan Yu. Her delicate, pitiful appearance was enough to stir deep sympathy in anyone’s heart.

Perhaps feeling his emotions getting out of control, Lin Feng suppressed his irritation and tried to remain calm: “What you said is indeed very moving, but you’re a girl, I can overlook your reckless harassment, but let me make it clear once again, I don’t know you! So, there’s no need for you to, to do these pointless things anymore, just leave!”

“But Yu’er owes her life to Lin Sang, for Yu’er, Lin Sang is the only one. Yu’er is truly, truly willing to do anything for Lin Sang. Please forgive Yu’er’s selfishness. From the moment Lin Sang saved me at Yuban Mountain, Yu’er has fallen for you. Whether or not Lin Sang remembers Yu’er, Yu’er only knows that knowing you and keeping you in her heart is enough. So, please let Yu’er serve and repay you! Yu’er will make sure Lin Sang won’t regret being a man in this lifetime! Please give Yu’er a chance to serve you!”

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