Crazy Smartphone – Part One

Wang Xiaoyun helped Lin Feng downstairs, with no one stopping them, and they got into a taxi, returning to Mr. Wang’s clinic, Jishi Hall, shortly after. Lin Feng’s face was swollen like a big pig’s head. Strangely enough, by all logic, Cao Lei’s slap shouldn’t have caused such swelling, and it had been some time since the slap, so the swelling should have subsided by now. Lin Feng’s face was extremely peculiar, showing no signs of the swelling subsiding; instead, it had worsened. Even the right side of his cheek was now slowly swelling up. “Grandpa, what’s actually wrong with his face?” “Alas!” Old Man Wang shook his head without answering, sighed deeply, rummaged through his cabinets for various herbs, and sent Wang Xiaoyun to the backyard to fetch hot water. “Lin Lin, does your face hurt or itch?” “Grandpa, what’s wrong with my face? It doesn’t hurt or itch, just feels really swollen, like there’s a rush of air in my head trying to burst out of my face.” “Oh… not hurting or itching? That’s odd!” The old man pondered deeply, his brows furrowed as if he couldn’t figure out what ailment Lin Feng had. “Grandpa, my head isn’t going to explode, is it?” “…Uh, Lin Lin, tell grandpa in detail what happened back then. Did someone inject something into your face? Grandpa needs to understand how those people tampered with you!” “How else could it be!” Wang Xiaoyun interjected with a complaint, “It’s all because of those stinking cops beating him up! They were so ruthless! Hey, Lin Feng, with your kung fu skills, why did you let them beat you up like a pig’s head?”