Crazy Smartphone – Part One

“Strange, there was clearly no one in front of me when I was going downstairs, and I wasn’t walking fast, so how did I suddenly bump into her?” “…The kid sure has high alertness!” “I wasn’t walking fast, logically, even if I bumped into someone, it shouldn’t have been with much force. But how did a grown person end up like a blow-up doll, falling so far away with just a slight touch? Judging by her figure, she must weigh at least 120 pounds! Could she actually be a blow-up doll?” “You bastard, you’re the blow-up doll, and you weigh 120!” The woman, hearing this, frowned deeply, angrily cursing out loud. “But honestly, she is really beautiful, can compare with Xiao Yun. Wow, could it be that today, Lin Feng, I am truly cursed with romantic encounters? This morning at school, I was harassed by a ‘dinosaur’ girl in public, almost got caught by her. And today, the girls in my class are acting weird, all with ambiguous looks, as if they want to offer themselves at any moment. That pretty sister just now, she wouldn’t have rushed over for a first intimate contact because she thinks I’m handsome, would she? Even after I bumped into her like that, she wasn’t angry…” “Hmm…” “Wow, it seems like that might really be the case! She wouldn’t just let it go for no reason!” “Hey, you’re taking advantage and still acting all innocent…” “Wow, what does that mean then? Idiot, it means Lin Feng’s charm is immense now! Hmm, that noise just now was a bit exaggerated, I thought I hurt her, was about to offer compensation, but she’s fine! Thank goodness, thank goodness, hey, could it be, could it be that the sister from just now has taken a fancy to me, wants to pursue me? Missed opportunity, missed opportunity, how could I be so stupid not to ask for her phone number or something…” “Thief, little brat…” “Wow, she must have a crush on me! When I bumped into her, my hand seemed to, uh, touch her chest, but she didn’t get mad at all, wow, that felt good…” “You pervert! You did that on purpose! You’ve infuriated me!”