I patted Baby’s shoulder and said: “Baby, give up. You’ll never become an iceberg like Lan, just like I’ll never become a lady. If we could achieve our goals, it would only be if your mom started to fear your dad.”
Baby tilted his head, innocently asking: “What’s a ‘ripe woman’? Is it a woman cooked by someone?” I almost fell over. Communication with this little ghost is impossible!
According to Ru, we were going to Wudang Sect today. Although I had prepared myself to climb mountain paths, I never expected, “Wow! Is this a mountain?! It’s more like a primitive forest plus Taishan!”
I stared wide-eyed, my finger trembling, pointing at the wilderness before me. The mountain was more treacherous than the Xing’an Mountains! It was so steep and precipitous, with cliffs everywhere, and there was no path!
Lan remained expressionless, Ru pretended to be calm, while Baby and Beibei clapped: “Wow! Such a big mountain!” Shu Yang still wore a gentle smile, “Miss Yang, are you sure someone lives up there?” Yang Ziru nodded, “Yes, if not, I’ll chop off my head for you to make soup.”
I turned to leave: “I’m not doing this!”
“I’d rather stay home and make porridge!” But the foolish girl wouldn’t let me go, dragging me up the mountain. We walked for a long time without seeing any buildings. I roared at Yang Ziru: “Damn it! Are you deliberately messing with us?! Where’s this Wudang Sect?! Chop off your head for me to make soup!”
Yang Ziru looked aggrieved: “It’s really here! It’s just a bit more remote than the sects we’ve been to before.” “A bit?! (╰_╯)” My bones were about to fall apart. We’d been climbing for nearly two hours and still hadn’t found the Wudang Sect.
“Ah!” Baby suddenly shouted, punching his right palm with his left fist, “I just remembered, I got a flying carpet from Aladdin!” Me and the foolish Ru roared in unison: “Why didn’t you say so earlier!” Baby pulled his earlobe, “Woo… I just remembered…”
