“Mommy, I want to know how Mommy and Daddy got married!” Xiao Xuan’s eyes radiated intense light. I dramatically looked suffocated, “Xiao Xuan, don’t look at me with such admiring eyes, I can’t handle it.” As a result, everyone’s goosebumps fell to the ground.
I cleared my throat and fell into memories again…
I bounced up from the stool and winked at myself in the mirror. My eyes were shaped like peach hearts, framed by light eye shadow. I had a cute little nose, petal-colored pink lips, and a rosy blush on my snow-white skin.
I looked at my Chinese-style crop top, my heart full of accomplishment. Have you heard of Chinese-style crop tops? Hehe, I designed this myself. Isn’t it beautiful?
“Your Majesty, the auspicious time is approaching, please follow this servant to the main hall,” came a voice. “Okay!” I put on the mask Bebe gave me, inlaid with beautiful green feathers.
I strode out the door, and suddenly heard everyone’s jaws drop.
“Uh, what’s wrong?” I asked. “Your Majesty, could you tell this servant what you’re wearing…” The eunuch’s face twitched. I spun around, “Hehe, isn’t it nice? I designed it myself!”
Ugh, it seems everyone doesn’t think so. I looked down at my pure white, slender waist exposed to the air. “Seems like… seems like it’s actually quite revealing, hehe~” I giggled. The palace maid asked, “Your Majesty, what’s that pile of green chicken feathers on your face?”
“(╰_╯) Damn your green chicken feathers!”
This mask embodies European artistic style, okay? If you don’t understand, don’t talk! Let’s go!” I strode towards the main hall, ignoring the calls behind me.
Upon arrival, the wedding ceremony began. Although I didn’t wear the heavy phoenix crown, I traditionally wore the bridal veil. After the ceremony, I pulled off the veil and, with a flash of lightning behind the mask, proclaimed, “Comrades! Let’s drink to our heart’s content!!”
An awkward silence followed.
Damn, does no one here know how to drink? No choice, I’ll make the first move. I grabbed several wine jugs from a nearby palace maid and gulped them down, wiping my mouth boldly. “Today, whoever can out-drink me! Officials get promoted, non-officials get silver!”
A thunderous wave of cheers erupted—
