***One year later… inside a certain vegetable market. Li Meili was carrying bags of various sizes, but Gao Changfeng was in an even worse state; he was holding a child, bags hanging all over him, and the one around his neck was choking his face a deep purple. Gao Changfeng, feeling oppressed, said, “Wife, can we really eat all these vegetables we’ve bought?” “What nonsense, of course, we can…” Li Meili shot him a look, “Look at that bunch of dogs, my god, Shallow is too fertile, she’s given birth to twelve pups in a year.” Gao Changfeng shuddered; mentioning Shallow inevitably brought up what Li Meili hated the most… “Damn, that dead mongrel, if it’s going to get frisky, it should at least use a condom. Other dogs have two litters a year, why does Shallow have three? Honey, go to the pharmacy later.” “What for?” “Buy some condoms; I can’t stand it anymore.” Li Meili, getting agitated, raised her voice. The louder she got, the more people could hear, and the content of her words… was bound to make people think too much. Seeing the odd looks from the surrounding crowd, Li Meili blushed with shame. But before she could finish feeling embarrassed, she heard an even more awkward conversation nearby.
“Slow down, dear.” A woman was panting.
“Who told you to dawdle this morning? Now we’re late.” The man seemed to be panting heavily too.
The woman was momentarily confused, then shyly said, “Who touched your thing this morning? It was clearly you touching my breasts.” With just that sentence, the crowd’s attention, which had been drawn by Li Meili’s earlier words, immediately shifted to this couple.
You Ran, seeing the crowd glancing their way, blushed even deeper from the exertion, her ears turning red. He pulled Shen Qian, “I didn’t say ‘touching the chicken’, I meant ‘dawdling’.”
“…” Shen Qian stood there stunned, almost collapsing. In front of her, in the baby stroller, a little baby giggled mischievously…
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