She came to her senses and wrapped herself in the blanket, hiding in the corner of the bed, pointing at me and saying: “Ghost! Don’t come over!”
“I am an immortal.”
“An immortal?”
Lin Yan looked me up and down and asked, “What kind of immortal are you?”
I said patiently: “A divine lord who is reborn for the people of the world. In short, when you want to be reborn, I appear.”
Lin Yan looked bewildered: “Huh? I want to be reborn? Just thinking about it means I have to go back? No way, you immortals can’t be so reckless.”
I twitched the corner of my mouth; these mortals are truly insatiable. I lazily said, “Your strong will to be reborn summoned me, but I don’t rule out the possibility that you might not want to be reborn after I’ve arrived.”
Lin Yan snorted lightly: “Of course not.”
I couldn’t help but sarcastically say, “Becoming a two-hundred-pound fatty, being bullied by Lin Ran and Lin Zi, being rejected in marriage five times – you don’t mind these?”
“Huh? When did I ever mind?”
I was stunned. I cleared my throat: “You need to think carefully. If you give up this opportunity, this divine lord will not appear again.”
“Of course I’m giving it up,” Lin Yan said impatiently. “You immortals are too stupid. Dad has a place full of delicious food; I love eating so much, how could I bear to leave? Look carefully, who is bullying whom – me or them?”
It seemed she was actually bullying Lin Ran and Lin Zi more behind their backs…
“And!” Lin Yan became more proud, “What being rejected in marriage five times – those were all intentional.”
I don’t want to marry those skinny guys who don’t understand food. If life has no food, what’s the point of living? This way, they’ll feel guilty, and if I want to marry later, I can ask them to marry me – not impossible.”
I was stunned: “But… but you said you wanted to go back to being eight years old.”
“Oh, that,” Lin Yan lifted her bangs, pointing to a small scar on her forehead. “When I was eight, I fell. If I go back, I’ll definitely have someone fill that pit, hmph.”
Crack. My jaw dropped…
