Let me put my hands on my hips and laugh three times. Passing through the bamboo forest, I hesitated for a moment, lowering my head and continuing to walk. I’ll wait a few days for the financial fortune to completely dissipate before entering. Otherwise, no one would dare to approach me in the future.
For some reason today, I don’t feel well at all, and I’m feeling chilly all over. Looking up, the sun is blazing, so bright it hurts my eyes. Logically, it shouldn’t be this cold. I shivered, wrapped my thin clothes tightly around me, and couldn’t help but sneeze.
I suddenly stopped in my tracks, my heart skipping a beat, and trembled as I turned back to look behind me. Immediately, I saw a gloomy face enlarging, with long eyebrows, a flat face, pale lips, and grievous eyes staring at me, making me completely stiff.
He spoke with an extremely drawn-out voice: “Re-born… Lord…”
I chuckled nervously: “Plague… Plague God Lord.”
Plague God Lord, who had consecutively won the “Least Popular God” award for 748 years in the divine realm, and the “Most Despised Immortal” award for 3,732 years on earth. The reason for the awards: wherever he appears, misfortune follows.
Seeing him staring at me gloomily, I swallowed and forced a smile: “Just passing by? What a coincidence!”
Plague God Lord melancholically shook his head: “No, I’m on a mission.”
I blinked and laughed: “Well, I won’t disturb you, go ahead.”
“I’m looking for you,” he said.
As soon as the words fell, I had already summoned a cloud, preparing to escape. Who knew that as soon as I cast the summoning spell, the cloud would immediately fly east, shouting: “Plague God Lord is here, I’m escaping first! Reborn, you cover me!”
I was roaring internally, wanting to create a wind beneath my feet to escape, but my wrist was already grabbed, and his cold, gloomy aura pressed closer: “Reborn Lord… where are you going?
Are you trying to make me fail my mission and miss out on the year-end perfect attendance bonus? Huh?”
“N-no way,” I showed a smile, which quickly turned into a choke, “Plague God Lord, for the sake of us both being lords, please let me go, wuwuwu.” Seeing him unmoved, I helplessly said, “Fine, speak.”
