“Stop staring at me! Be careful or I’ll gouge out your eyeballs!” Is this girl crazy, staring at herself for over ten hours? It’s all that despicable Dong Fang Che’s fault. If he’s an idiot, why did he have to ruin her pure image with those shameful things?
“Miss, what’s going on between you and this prince?” This miss is impressive, with the crown prince and Prince Meng Jun, and now Prince Meng Qi too. Looks like following her will secure a future.
“Don’t talk nonsense! I’m completely innocent with that stupid prince!” Seeing Xi’er’s unbelieving face, she wanted to bang her head against the wall. Ugh, she had been so wronged this time!
Xi’er gave a sly laugh, staring at Lan Ling’er with wide eyes, occasionally giggling.
“Ling’er, my wife, come, let’s take a bath together!” Dong Fang Che bounced over, grabbing Lan Ling’er’s hand and running towards the bathhouse.
A bath? Xi’er almost choked laughing. At this stage, still claiming nothing’s happening! But isn’t this moving a bit too fast?
“Brat, didn’t your mother teach you anything? Don’t you know about self-discipline? Go home, or don’t blame me for being merciless!” She was going crazy. A bath? Besides seeing you naked, I haven’t done anything else.
“Ling’er, my wife, hurry up, or the water will get cold!” Dong Fang Che ignored her angry scolding and pulled her towards the bathhouse.
Wow! So much smoke!
As she entered, she was enveloped by smoke, unable to see clearly.
“Quick! Close the door!” He pushed her into the room and shut the door. “What are you doing? Help! Help!” Lan Ling’er covered her chest, shouting towards the window.
“Look at this!” Dong Fang Che laughed and pulled her hand inside.
“Wow, it’s so big! How can this be so big?” Lan Ling’er touched the slippery thing, grinning from ear to ear.
“Great! Is this for me?” She had never seen anything like it before. “Oh God, thank you for dropping such a good thing. Ling’er bows to you!”
“Of course! This outdoor bathtub is yours! Ling’er, look, this is a night-luminous pearl gifted by my father. You can appreciate it while bathing. How’s that?”
“Night-luminous pearl? Oh my god, is it real?”
Lan Ling’er put down the bathtub, walked to the large pearl, bit it, and exclaimed, “It’s real! And it’s glowing! Wow, Your Highness, you really have hidden treasures here!” Captivated by the swaying pearl, she thought about the good price it would fetch if she took it home.
Suddenly, the door slammed open, and a guard-like figure entered, approached Dong Fang Che, whispered something, and then shouted, “Congratulations to the Prince and Princess on your wedding!”
“Scared me! Wedding? What wedding?” Just moments ago, she had been immersed in joy, now confused and disregarding her maiden status, she grabbed his clothes and shouted.
“Responding to the Princess’s question. According to royal decree, any unmarried woman who accepts a night-luminous pearl from a royal descendant indicates her willingness to become his wife. Therefore, Princess, since you’ve accepted the Prince’s pearl, you are now the official Princess of the Meng Qi Wangfu!” He thought no one could be more domineering than the Prince, but this future Princess might just be the ultimate ruler.
“What? Dong Fang Che! Dong Fang Che!” That despicable guy had set a trap for her. He looked like an idiot but was actually quite cunning.
Where was Dong Fang Che? He had just been in front of her, yet now he had vanished without a trace.
Could he fly or burrow underground?
“What are your true intentions in deceiving me?” She rushed forward, grabbed him with a forbidding expression, ready to erupt with anger.
“My Princess, don’t be so fierce, or I might reconsider whether I want to marry you!” A mischievous smile danced on his handsome face.
“If you’re so unwilling, then don’t marry!” Lan Ling’er held her breath, mocking. In the face of this beautiful man, she felt inferior. Something felt off! “Dong Fang Che, aren’t you an idiot? Is the world chaotic, or have I gone crazy? Can idiots become normal people?”
“Are you talking about me? Then I’ll disappoint you. I’ve always been normal. It’s just that you are the abnormal one!” Dong Yue Chen coldly laughed, completely transforming from the foolish Dong Yue Chen into someone entirely different.
“What?” Hearing his words, he seemed relatively normal.
But who was the previous one? Could it be that he had been dreaming all along?
“My princess, obediently wait for me to marry you!” He touched her black hair and then turned to leave.
Damn it! How did she unknowingly become his princess?
Who will save me?
“My lord, since we are about to get married, I will call you husband from now on! So, what should I call you?” As he felt proud, Lan Ling’er shouted at his back.
“Call me mother!” Dong Yue Chen answered without hesitation.
“Haha! Mother? My son is so obedient! Mother will buy you some candy right away! Haha!” Lan Ling’er squatted on the ground, laughing so hard her waist bent, tears streaming down her face. Then she quickly ran away to avoid being caught and mocked.
“My lord!” Yin Bo walked out of the room.
“Hmm!” What a silly girl, laughing so hard. If he hadn’t made such a low-level mistake, she might never let him off. Fortunately, he dodged that bullet.
Girl, I will definitely marry you!
[Text: 029 Anger!]
Autumn arrived with the sound of falling leaves, fresh as morning dew. The sky emitted a soft, ethereal light, evoking a desire to hear the song of a high-flying skylark, as one gazes at the blue sea and hopes to see a white sail. The sunset was a brilliant moment, the wing of time flying away.
“This was secretly snatched by Lian Hua herself, borrowed for now. Woo, my work is not good.”
“Miss, what’s wrong?” Her companion had been awake all night, puzzled by the miss’s recent mysterious behavior.
“Nothing! Joker, do you think Dong Yue Chen is real or fake? He seems silly one moment and dazed the next. I can’t figure it out!” Lan Ling’er shook her head, looking at the flying wild geese while tightly gripping the about-to-bloom autumn chrysanthemums. The autumn wind stirred her dress and tousled her hair.
“I don’t know! It’s possible that this lord is an imposter! Instead of overthinking, why don’t you ask the lord directly? Wouldn’t that solve the mystery?” Joker handed her a teacup; her hands were almost shaking from the cold.
“You, giving me such a stupid idea! Are you cold? Go back and rest!” She noticed Joker’s hands and realized she had overlooked her companion. Putting down the teacup, she held Joker’s hands, blowing warm air onto them.
“Miss, I…”
“Don’t get up unless I call you!” She gave an apologetic look, her words firm.
“Yes!”
“Since ancient times, autumn brings melancholy; I say autumn days surpass spring’s dawn. A crane in the clear sky inspires poetic sentiment.”
“Nice poem! But this poem isn’t yours. With a silly pig like you, if you could write such a good poem, pigs could climb trees!” A cold voice made her shiver—not from cold, but from anger.
“Right! If I could write poetry, then this pig would climb a tree!” Damn Lin Luo Ran, daring to mock her. He must be tired of living!
Turning, she saw Lin Luo Ran standing there with a smile in a gray outfit—disgusting!
“Are you talking about me? I thought you had stolen our Lin You Flower Manor’s treasure and disappeared, but you’ve actually come to the lord’s residence!” Luo Ran smirked at the dazed Lan Ling’er.
Damn woman, you are mine, yet you dare flirt with another man in front of me! Dongfang Che swiftly flew to Lan Ling’er’s side, grabbing her arm and angrily asking, “Where do you place me?”
“Your person? Lan Ling’er, you’re moving quite fast!” Luo Ran snorted and turned to leave.
“Luo Ran, wait! Dongfang Che, let go of me!”
“Luo Ran? You’re even calling him so intimately!”
