“Are you crazy! Trying to scare people!” Lan Ling’er patted her chest. She felt really unlucky after being scared three times in a day.
“Who goes there? Report your name!” someone stopped her.
“A group of mental patients! Didn’t you say your boss wants to see me? Why are you asking me anything?” If it weren’t for the crowd, she would have given him a “wild leg sweep.”
“Let her in!” A cold voice drifted over.
The bandits lowered the stick blocking her and said, “Miss, please!”
“Thanks!”
Really, a group of mental death gods always coming to find trouble with her is annoying.
“Are you the woman Sha Da spoke of?” Liu Lifeng stared at Lan Ling’er. She looked delicate and beautiful—how could she rob him as Sha Da said?
“You! How dare you, dog-king! Don’t you know about robbing the rich to help the poor? Bullying a weak woman like me! If this spreads, I’ll see how you can continue in Feng Mountain Stronghold! Just a little threat isn’t too much, right? How can I let others do as they please?”
“You make a lot of sense! But how can I trust that you won’t tell others about Stupid Big?” He didn’t want to kill anyone; robbing the rich to help the poor was his principle. How could he bully a woman?
“Of course! I, Lan… Yi swear to the heavens that if I break this oath, I’m willing to sacrifice my entire family!” Yi? This wasn’t her real name; it was just a way to fool children! She knew there was a high-ranking official in the capital with a mysterious daughter. Borrowing her name would help her gain some fame!
“Good! I’ll believe you this time!” Liu Lifeng said: “To ensure what you’ve said, you must…”
“Must stay in your mountain stronghold to ensure my trustworthiness! Don’t worry, I won’t escape! Find me a top-quality room; I’m tired and want to sleep!”
She hadn’t slept well last night, and now in this mountain stronghold, she can finally rest. With someone guarding outside, there’s nothing to fear.
“Good, straightforward! I like it! Someone, find this girl a top-quality room and let her stay!” Such a woman was rare—soft yet bold, delicate yet fierce.
“Alas! Alas!” After Lan Lingier’s 108th complaint from the rooftop, the birds in the tree flew away.
“What are you doing? Ah!!!” A terrible voice emerged from behind, and Lan Lingier almost fell.
“Oh my goodness!” Luckily, he caught her mid-air. Otherwise, this world would have lost a beautiful girl. (Dr. Chen, covering his face: You’re still in the mood to laugh after almost dying! Lan Lingier hits his head: I want to, what’s it to you!)
“What are you giggling about?” Liu Lifeng held Lan Lingier in his arms, a smile on his face.
“You’re smiling so lewdly! Put me down!”
“You’re truly a special person!” Liu Lifeng laughed heartily, but his eyes held a gentleness they never had before, thinking of the woman he once deeply loved.
“Go away!”
Lan Lingier flipped over and fell to the ground.
Ouch! It hurts!
Rubbing her bottom, she slowly got up and sighed. She had crossed over to this strange place and encountered bizarre situations. She had foolishly agreed to play a game with Chu Ge. Did she really think that was a good idea?
Liu Lifeng approached her with a smirk, tossing his sword aside. “What a little brat! Muscular? Do you want to see how muscular we can be?”
“Don’t try that trick!” Lan Lingier retorted. “I grew up watching historical dramas; I’m a better actor than you! Seeing how you’ve treated me, I’ll play along.”
“Oh! Wind, I was just joking! Why so angry? I really like you! I only broke into Lifeng Mountain Stronghold to meet my admired Liu Lifeng! If I didn’t have elderly parents and younger siblings to support, I would definitely roam the world with you!”
“Lan Ling’er slightly turned, gently leaning on Liu Lifeng’s shoulder, with a charming gaze and soft voice, her stunning beauty making everyone infatuated. (Dr. Chen touching his hair said: Oh, our girl also has a gentle side! Fortunately, you didn’t use your skills on me, otherwise, I would definitely fall under your pomegranate skirt!)
“Is that so?” Although his tone was somewhat stiff, he didn’t reject Lan Ling’er, allowing her to lean on his shoulder, unsure what to do with his hands. He seemed to be moved!
“Of course! Doesn’t Wind believe me? I can prove my admiration for Wind is real!” Lan Ling’er raised her head, looking deeply at him, their noses almost touching. (Dr. Chen said: You’re not going to offer yourself, are you? Seriously? Lan Ling’er laughed: Of course not! I still want to be a saint!)
Liu Lifeng’s face grew redder, his breathing becoming more rapid. He was truly moved! Every move, every glance was clearly seen by her. Lan Ling’er coyly pushed him away, shyly running to her room! Without giving up her first kiss, he was already intoxicated! I, Lan Ling’er, am truly a genius!!! (Dr. Chen said: So, you can be shy too! Lan Ling’er gave him a charming look, and Dr. Chen immediately shivered. Ah! Ling’er, you’re so cruel, giving me two black eyes! Lan Ling’er said aggrievedly: I didn’t want to; you forced me!)
But next time, Ling’er will be more careful.
Liu Lifeng seemed immersed in Lan Ling’er’s charm, staring as she ran past him, a deeper smile forming on his face. What a charming woman!
The moonlight shone on his eyes, making his tenderness even more attractive. Isn’t there an old saying: the most passionate man is the most charming?
Dr. Chen angrily accused, “If you don’t like her, why play such a big joke? He seems to have truly fallen for you! You embody the saying: Beauty is a disaster!”
Lan Ling’er replied sadly, “He was so scary before; I was just trying to escape! Who told him to fall in love so easily? Is it my fault for being beautiful? This world is so unfair!”
What should I do today? Oh, how boring!
Lan Ling’er sat on the roof, sighing as she looked at the distant mountains. The dazzling light pierced her eyes, spurring escape thoughts.
“I have an idea!” she exclaimed. Lan Ling’er jumped down from the roof with a cry. Patting her buttocks and looking around, she thought, “Thank heavens, no one!” She had forgotten she hadn’t learned lightness kung fu.
She tiptoed towards her room. What to do?
Hehe, of course, she must dress up properly before going out to explore!
“Stop! Where are you going?” A group of little devils blocked her way.
“Liu Lifeng ordered me to go down the mountain and buy delicious food!” Lan Ling’er, dressed in patched clothing and wrapped in a dirty cloth, looked comically like a clown.
“Go quickly and come back quickly!” the little bandit said impatiently.
“Yes!” Lan Ling’er thought, I, Lan Ling’er, am truly a rare talent!
As she wandered the street, she marveled at the extraordinary village specialties, feeling delighted. The outside world is even more fun than she imagined! (Dr. Chen laughed, saying it was shameless to go out looking like that. Lan Ling’er replied, “Really? You think I’m that stupid? Hmph! I’m an advanced talent; this is nothing! Of course, I’ll change these clothes and fix my hair! I’m a genius beauty; how could I not care about my appearance?”)
“Young master, please slow down! My legs are about to break!” Hu Gongong chased after the young master, barely keeping up. Being a servant is not easy; he endures manipulation and beatings. What sins did I commit in my previous life to have such a hot-tempered master? Oh, my old legs!
Tanghulu! I love eating tanghulu!
“Give me ten skewers! Quickly, take the money!” Lan Ling’er exclaimed, her eyes fixed on the tanghulu seller, reluctant to move away.
Just as she reached for more, a firm grip seized her right hand. Lan Ling’er, frustrated, kicked without looking.
“Oh my! My young master, are you alright?” Hu Gongong asked, concerned for his companion.
