Bewitching Demoness Confuses the Jianghu [001] Ugly Yet Powerful
“Xiao Xin, I, we…” Meng Yu hesitated.
“What’s wrong, Yu?” I eagerly showed him my kickboxing champion trophy and honor certificate, while also bringing a box of his favorite apricot flower pastries.
“Let’s break up!” Meng Yu gritted his teeth, summoning the courage to say it. He closed his eyes, expecting a slap.
Not receiving anything, Meng Yu opened his eyes to my innocent and confused gaze.
“Why?” After processing his words, I asked naively.
“Ah?…” Meng Yu was stunned. She was perfect—top-notch in studies, great temperament, impeccable family background, and talented in various skills. What could be said about someone so noble willing to stay by his side and face poverty?
The blame is…
“You’re ugly.” Meng Yu had thought he could get used to it, but after being mocked by his friends at KTV, this issue had become a painful thorn in his heart.
“Ugly again?” I touched my face, murmuring. I was unwilling to accept this. Was this really the reason he wanted to abandon me?
Meng Yu was my eleventh boyfriend.
They were after my family’s money or power, but I was always sincere to them. How could they do this to me?
“What makes me ugly!” I mustered the courage to argue for the first time. Breaking free from weakness should be simple.
“You, your eyes are so small.” Under my gaze, Meng Yu didn’t dare to look at me.
“So what if my eyes are small? Small eyes concentrate light,” I replied, recalling a phrase I’d read somewhere.
Humans really do have souls. As I rose slowly, I self-deprecatingly smiled, wondering if my soul was still ugly.
Suddenly, I felt someone gripping my clothes. I glared at the person holding my sleeve.
He looked familiar. Oh, isn’t this the same outfit as that TV show’s Tai Bai Jinxing? But he’s darker, just like in my previous life.
“Hey there, girl!” This dark Jinxing greeted me with a friendly smile.
“How good do you think it feels to die mysteriously?” I wasn’t in a good mood.
“Well… uh…” This Jinxing scratched his head, trying to smile but looking ridiculous.
“So, what’s up?” I raised an eyebrow, thinking unsolicited kindness must have an ulterior motive.
“Damn, you’re calling me a scoundrel!” The old man jumped in anger.
“Huh? You can read minds?” I instinctively covered my chest.
“Of course! Who am I? A god!” The old man boasted.
“May I ask—which divine realm are you from?” I had never heard of such a dark god.
“Dark? Am I dark? Even if I’m a little dark, you can’t just slander that I’m not a god!” He emphasized “a little bit.”
“You’d be lost in a coal pile…” I muttered under my breath. “Alright, which path are you from?”
“Infernal Affairs!” The old man declared proudly, then quickly covered his mouth, chuckling, “Accident, pure accident. Watched too many movies.”
“Do gods watch movies?” I asked, intrigued.
“Of course—gods must keep up with the times! The Heavenly Court has replaced mirrors watching mortals with 36-inch LCD screens, so what’s wrong with watching a movie?”
“Okay, shouldn’t you introduce yourself first?” We were back to the original question.
The old man straightened his clothes: “Oh. Ahem, I’m Tai Bai Jinxing…”
“Wait…” I interrupted. Did I hear that right? He said his name is Tai “Bai” Jinxing?
“Who says Tai Bai Jinxing must be white?” he responded, annoyed.
“Aren’t they always white on TV? Are they deceiving the audience? How outrageous!”
“Well… not entirely… I was in a hurry today… didn’t have time to put on makeup…” Tai Bai Jinxing looked shy, shuffling his feet.
A wave of goosebumps: “So you’re called Tai ‘White’ because you use too much powder?”
“Pretty much.” His expression—oh my god!
“Let’s talk about your purpose.” Changing the subject seemed best.
“Oh, right, almost forgot.” Tai Bai Jinxing finally returned to normal. “That just now—actually, I accidentally—well—”
Seeing his expression, I thought I probably knew how I died. “Speak!” I gritted my teeth.
“It’s the Heavenly Court’s fault. With fewer public toilets than banks, I accidentally had a stomachache, found a corner, discovered it was a tofu-dregs project, and accidentally… stuff fell down…”
“And then accidentally killed me?” I glared at him, ashen-faced. So, I was killed by… excrement—embarrassing.
“Basically… that’s how it was…” At this point, finger-twisting was useless. Too late, watch my fist—
“Wait!” Seeing my intention, Tai Bai Jinxing quickly stopped me.
“Speak!” My tone was unfriendly.
“I can give you a chance to be reborn.” He looked at me triumphantly.
“Hmph, since I have a soul, I’ll naturally have a chance to reincarnate.” I ignored him.
“No—I can let you keep the memories of this life and reincarnate into another world, you know, the legendary—transmigration. How about that?”
Tai Bai Jinxing explained hastily, afraid I’d punch him and ruin his divine image.
“Well—I can consider it.” My brain quickly planned how to negotiate for the most with the least effort.
“You can’t blackmail me.” How does this god keep reading my thoughts? Doesn’t he know that’s illegal?
“I just accidentally saw it—I’m very good, really!” Trying to act innocent? Ineffective!
“How about giving me a storage space?” The most useful thing in transmigration novels.
“No.” Answered too quickly. Very suspicious.
“Oh? Really?” I looked at him sideways.
“Well… that…” Tai Bai looked around, refusing to answer directly.
“Don’t beat around the bush! Tell me, yes or no? If not, I’ll complain to the Jade Emperor about you ruining the environment, public urination, and killing an innocent life!”
“I… then… only a small one, okay?” he said weakly.
“Fine. Seeing how sincere you are, I’ll reluctantly accept.” I extended my hand.
What? Aren’t storage items usually rings? This is… a bell?
After a round of punching and kicking, Tai Bai crouched on the ground, crying: “Women from the mortal world are indeed savage…”
“I want a ring!” I demanded.
No ring. Besides, how can a cat wear a ring?
Taibai cried aggrievedly, tears streaming down. His voice grew softer until I could no longer hear him.
“Is that so? Alright then.” I nodded in agreement.
Suddenly, intense pain shot through me, and I plummeted downward, only hearing the whooshing wind around me.
Before losing consciousness, I thought viciously: You damn Taibai, kicking me into reincarnation like this!!
[002] Transmigrated into a Cat
“Woo—” I groggily opened my eyes. What is this place? Even if our new home was poor, it couldn’t be entirely made of straw.
Pouting, I felt like crying.
“Meow—” Where did this cat come from? I tried to open my watery eyes and look around. (Long Ge: I… I’ll go draw circles in the corner…)
Wow! A cute little cat! The kitten before me was snow-white, trembling heavily, whether from fear or cold. Its eyes were barely open, sniffing around.
But why is this cat so big? It’s exactly like looking in a mirror! Even as a baby, I shouldn’t be the same size as a cat. I curiously stretched out my hand.
Damn, is this a hand? It’s clearly a paw!
Could it be—
No way~!! I finally understand why Taibai wanted to give me a bell! Crying now is too late! Even immortals can lie!
I’m furious.
Why do others transmigrate into beautiful women with cars full of money and handsome men, while I become a stray cat? Anger! Burn, my little universe!
Meanwhile, in the 99th heaven, Taibai sulked while drawing circles: “B-but in the Book of Life and Death, this life you’re just a cat!”
“Meow meow meow meow meow!!” Translation: I don’t want to be a cat!! I roared towards the sky in protest.
Protest ineffective! Taibai slapped an object, hitting me on the head.
Bang—I passed out.
“Wow? The cat is so cute!” A two-year-old boy picked me up.
