I’m about to cough up blood. You’re just chatting, playing cards, and watching movies, so why pretend to know CAD, PS, and C language? But forget it, I don’t want to argue with an immortal.
Especially since my little Wangzai’s life is in his hands.
“Cough, brother, look there…” Taibai read my thoughts and reminded Taishang Laojun.
Taishang Laojun was apologizing to MMs he hadn’t contacted for a long time, waving his hand: “Handle it yourself.”
“Yeah!” Taibai cheered and ran out.
“Hey, Taibai—” I wanted to warn him but it was too late. Taibai crashed into the door.
Then there were two creaking sounds, one from Taibai and one from the door, both falling to opposite sides. Immortals, after all, can also break doors!
Seeing that Taishang Laojun wasn’t laughing, I thought he was quite cute. I patted him, but he didn’t respond. When I patted harder, he flung me away with even more force! I’m dizzy, the charm of the internet…
Finally, I cleared my throat and asked: “Can I add you?”
Taibai didn’t look up: “Confirmed.”
This communication felt awkward, but at least he acknowledged me: “Why did you catch Wangzai?” Did Wangzai commit a crime? Impossible. Apart from being lazy and gluttonous, he had no serious flaws.
“Hm?” I realized Taishang Laojun was ignoring me, chatting with someone else. I imitated QQ’s chirping sounds and repeated my question.
Taishang Laojun responded, “He stole my immortal pill.”
I quickly replied, “How could he? From what I know, he only sneaks snacks. Could there be a mistake?” I had little faith in the Heavenly Court’s judgment.
“No mistake. He admitted to stealing the pill to become human. With his cultivation, he could only transform into a minor.”
“What? He’s a minor?” I was shocked. So, Wangzai was just a kid? No wonder he was a bit greedy and playful! Should I avoid harming the flowers of our motherland? Troubled…
“Yes, he’s probably only six or seven years old.”
“Ah?! Cough cough!” I choked on my tea. Seriously? Making me have a relationship with a six or seven-year-old kid? I slumped on the table. “So he became human by taking your immortal pill?”
The old man dropped a thunderbolt of a statement: “Age isn’t a problem!”
