“The problem is he’s underage! The country doesn’t even allow registration!” I felt wronged.
“By your calculation, he’s six or seven hundred years old. What’s there to fear?”
I crashed to the ground. “Why didn’t you say so earlier?”
Unfortunately, my gritted teeth threat was ineffective because I forgot those two “chirp-chirp” sounds, so he didn’t receive it! Frustrating.
Unexpectedly, the old man consoled me: “He’s just curious after coming down the mountain.”
He’ll adapt after a while.”
“Chirp-chirp—Is that so? I’ll take your blessing,” I said weakly.
“Bread will come, milk will come…” I’m dizzy. Old man, have you even seen milk?
Forget it. I look outside; Taibai should be back soon.
Then Taibai rushed in carrying a furry little creature, shoving it into my arms. “Okay! Go back quickly! In case those guys bury you, it won’t be good.”
“Oh!” I remembered the situation and grabbed Wangzai to run. After a while, I ran back: “By the way… how do I go down?”
Taibai pointed to the right, indicating that jumping down would be okay.
I ran again. From behind, I heard Taishang Laojun’s voice: “Hey—add me—I’m Heavenly Court’s Handsome Guy, my number is…”
I slipped and crashed to the ground.
Heavenly Court’s Handsome Guy = Taishang Laojun…
“What about bathing and using the toilet?” I asked, looking smugly at Wuchen’s face as it turned red.
“We’ll come along too,” Xiaozizi and Feng Qingyin walked in.
Black lines. How could I forget this trio was inseparable? Every time I teased Wuchen, Xiaozizi found an opportunity to tease me back. Ugh… times have changed!
“About yesterday…” Mu Jiyu also walked in, looking very investigative.
“None of your business!”
I and several men spoke in unison.
“Cough, just asking…” Mu Jiyu laughed awkwardly and quickly changed the subject, “Where are Yiqing and Meng Yu?”
“Accompanying Shiran sunbathing,” Wuchen chuckled, “Wangzai had an incident yesterday, and Shiran is feeling quite down. Unexpectedly, these two who always fight over food are so close.”
“The cat from the Flower Gate Master’s family is extraordinary, having two living people accompanying it to cheer up,” Mu Jiyu laughed softly. He was determined to believe I was a cat demon. Are cat demons this beautiful and cute? Seriously!



