I don’t know his name and don’t dare to ask, fearing he’d dissect me if he knew I could write.
Seeing him always dressed in purple, I decided to name him—Little Purple.
“Meow—” I roared. How dare he snatch the book from me! I desperately jumped to reach it but always fell just short.
“Oh—let me see—tsk, the cat actually likes reading this kind of thing? Who would have thought, a little pervert cat.” Little Purple teased.
I blushed, caught red-handed!
In my previous life, I was ugly with no prospects, just hoping to marry a good man. But in this life, even as a cat, I have two beautiful men who love me, allowing my perverted nature to thrive.
Hiding in the corner, I buried my head with my small paws, leaving my butt sticking out and wiggling. Angry, I ignored him!
Originally, knowing was enough; why say it out loud? How embarrassing! My butt wiggled more vigorously.
“Meow—” I let out a miserable cry.
Who picks up a cat like this? I’ll sue for cat abuse! This bastard grabbed me by the tail and lifted me up, swinging me around like a yo-yo.
“Kitty, you can’t learn bad things. You can’t read these kinds of books anymore.” Devil! He’s definitely Satan reincarnated!
I saw him pinch the book, wave his hand, and the entire book turned to white ash, floating in the air. I reached out my paw to catch it, only getting a few specks.
“Woo—” I shed my precious cat tears of grievance.
For the next three days, I resolutely ignored him.
Here he comes again today.
“Kitty, I was wrong last time. Don’t be mad at me, okay?” the Purple Demon said softly.
Hmph, apology invalid! I’ve heard this fourteen times already! What use is an apology with no sincerity?
“To show my sincere apology, I brought you a gift.”
My ears twitched. A gift today! My eyes glanced at his hand. It was a flat package, not like fish jerky or anything. I searched my brain for flat packaged foods.
Flat things exist, but not this flat! Hmph, I’m a cat with self-respect! I absolutely won’t surrender to evil forces! (If it were a big package, the narrative would be different.)
