A shadow appeared at the corner of the bookshelf. Exciting! I hid behind the corner, my heart pounding as I waited for the peeper to approach.
Good! The shadow appeared, coming this way!
“Meow—” I roared and jumped out, throwing punches and a kick.
How did they all miss?
I looked down in confusion.
“Meow—” A shrill cry pierced the air.
Rat—rat—there’s a rat ahhhhh——!!
I scrambled to the top of the bookshelf, my paws hugging my head and my butt raised high. I, Huaxiao Xin, fear nothing except these disgusting rats!
The culprit rat had fainted from my roar.
“What’s wrong, cat?” Ouyang Zidust entered, pushing the door. Hearing his familiar voice, I rushed into Zizi’s embrace.
Ouyang Zidust, curious about my fright, stroked me and wondered what could scare a cat so much. Since discovering my relationship with Wuchen, he had lost the heart to harm me.
Pushing his wheelchair along the bookshelf, he finally spotted a rat. “Is it this thing?” He frowned.
I peeked from his embrace, saw the rat, and shrank back in fear.
Ouyang Zidust laughed uncontrollably, “It’s just too funny, a cat afraid of rats!” How embarrassing!
I quickly escaped his embrace, feeling humiliated.
As I ran, I cursed. I was so scared I almost pooped and needed to find a bathroom to “do my business”. Don’t stare; haven’t you seen a noble cat before?
I’m a cultured cat; I won’t casually relieve myself. I’ll carefully choose a corner if I’m going to do it!
After searching several places, they were all occupied. What kind of day is this?!
I rushed around anxiously. It’s coming out! Woo—
Bathroom, bathroom! There’s a bathroom ahead—
Bathroom! I love you—
Like a rocket, I whooshed into the bathroom, leaving a cat-shaped black hole on the paper-thin door.
“Meow—”
The result? I rushed too forcefully and fell! It’s so dirty down here, so smelly!! Woo—I’m not going to survive this!!!
Uh, I was just saying, but why am I still floating and rising? No, no, no—— No——My dried fish! My beautiful man!
