Tai Bai’s sigh was cut off, and he changed the subject. “The weather is nice today…”
“Yes – nice -” I glared at him fiercely, raising my fist.
Tai Bai trembled and started fidgeting with his fingers. Finally, he looked up with a martyred expression: “I confess!”
I hadn’t even started interrogating him! But this cooperation had its merits, so I patted his head: “Go ahead, I’m listening.”
“Actually, your father spent the latter half of his life quite comfortably and even gave you a younger brother!” Tai Bai leaned close, whispering as if telling a secret.
Ugh… I felt a bit depressed. So, I was just a worrier who worried himself to death? No way! Anger, I want to go back! I want to continue causing chaos in the world! I still have so many beautiful men to seduce! Xiao Yin Yin, Xiao Zi, Brother Fan, and that pure, innocent, unblemished beautiful man…
“Don’t look at me like that, I’ll get shy…”
“Tai Bai held out his pinky finger to cover his face, twisting his body like a captured caterpillar.
“I’m looking at you because I like you,” I raised his chin mischievously.
“Ah – no! I already have a sweetheart! A gentleman doesn’t covet what others love!” Tai Bai’s face reddened slightly at the mention of his sweetheart, though it was hard to tell due to the makeup.
Just as I was about to tease him further, I suddenly felt dizzy.
“Not good. The soul can’t leave the body for too long. I’ll send you back,” Tai Bai jumped up. Suddenly, he seemed invigorated.
“I’m not dead?” I realized he was playing with me! But my heart felt warm—he probably came to help me resolve my inner conflict.
“Well… you were about to die… but then a powerful divine doctor came and… hehe…” Tai Bai laughed awkwardly, then raised his whisk like a start signal: “Prepare – get set -“
“Wait!” I looked at him suspiciously, “You’re not going to kick me down again, are you?”
“How could I! You’re insulting my character! If I kick you again, I’m not human!” Tai Bai looked aggrieved.
I nodded: “Okay, then send me down.”
I closed my eyes, not wanting to be scared unconscious by the height again.
The result –
“Ah – Tai Bai, you bastard, remember this!! You didn’t keep your word, you kicked me -” A miserable cry broke through the dream.
Feeling pain all over, I regained consciousness. My first reaction was that Tai Bai is not human! He’s an immortal! I cried, feeling played by this bastard!
Wu Chen paused, then replied: “I will not grow old.” After a moment, he asked, “Are you—Xiao Xin?” His gaze was filled with anticipation and nervousness.
Won’t grow old? No wonder Xiao Zi also… How wonderful! Heaven is truly helping me!
I suddenly felt an unprecedented passion for life: “Beautiful Wu Chen, just surrender to me!”
I leaped forward, pouncing on Ouyang Wu Chen and licking his face. Oops, it seems my cat habits haven’t disappeared… I awkwardly climbed off, my eyes fixated on his red lips.
Under my gaze, Wu Chen’s handsome face turned from white to red, ultimately becoming a tomato. His voice stammered: “Xiao Xin, don’t do this…”
“Don’t do what?” I laughed wickedly.
Damn, last time I was a cat for a lifetime and couldn’t be flirtatious enough; in this life, if I don’t make up for it, I’m either brain-damaged or a lesbian!
“Don’t only have eyes for Wu Chen,” Xiao Zi interjected, his tone not great. He walked over and turned my face to look directly at him, his eyes filled with pain. “Days without you are truly painful. Don’t ignore me; let me stay by your side, okay?”
Infected by the sorrow in his soul, my heart began to ache. I had been deliberately ignoring him to punish him for his indiscriminate killings, but I never intended to abandon him…
My heart swelled with love; he, Ouyang Zi Chen, such a proud person, humbling himself for love. Saying nothing, I grabbed his neck and gave him a fierce kiss: “Okay, stamped and sealed. From now on, you’re mine. No being nice to other women, no flirting with them, and no peeking!”
Ouyang Zi Chen was stunned, then overwhelmed with joy. His Adam’s apple trembled as he suppressed a cry; blinking away the mist in his eyes, he finally hugged me tightly: “Okay, no peeking… I’ll look openly and justly.”
I blinked, digesting his words. Suddenly, the inn’s main hall shook with a thunderous roar: “Ouyang Zi Chen, you’re seeking death!”
Ouyang Zi Chen was then sent flying by my heavenly meteor fist.
“What happened? What’s going on?” Feng Qing Yin rushed in through the door.
I was startled by the noise, turning to him blankly. “Nothing was happening before, but now something is.” You scared my heart!
“Ling’er! You’re awake!” Feng Qing Yin, overwhelmed by my presence, rushed forward and hugged me tightly, murmuring phrases like “Don’t leave us again.” His concern left me feeling emotional. Are ancient people always this sentimental?
Fortunately, Wu Chen came to my rescue: “Xiao Xin just woke up and is still weak…”
Feng Qing Yin immediately released me, both crying and laughing: “Awake is good, awake is good!” He embraced me again, this time more gently.
“You—have lost weight,” I remarked, my voice dry. Little Ying never takes care of himself, always looking haggard, and it makes my heart ache. Why must I suffer for his misdeeds!
They say I’m not my father’s child. The middle-aged man, my family’s beautiful treasure, Xiao Cai, continued to cry.
“Nonsense! If you’re not born from me and your father, who else would have given birth to you?” I was furious, flexing my fists. “Come, let’s go find your mother and settle this! How dare they slander my reputation!”
“Woo… they say my father is my father! Waaah—” The sound turned into wailing.
Just like my current lament. You know, when I’m old and Wuchen and Xiao Zi don’t age, how heartbreaking that would be. People would think we’re following a trend with grandparent-grandchild love!
I had that interrogation of the beautiful Wuchen just now. Through my persistent questioning, I finally got an answer—one that makes me secretly delighted. Heaven helps me! Little Dust, prepare yourself!
That night, a shadow whooshed and leaped onto the roof. This person is me—the beautiful Xiao Xin, loved by everyone!
I crawled across the rooftop. Little Dust lives next door, which I had clearly asked about during the day. I easily snuck onto their roof, opened my bundle, and began selecting my tools.
Knockout gas? Useless if he’s knocked out! Pass!
What’s this, an erotic painting? Tie him up and show him this? How unromantic, pass! A brush? Pass! Oh, a fruit knife! Am I supposed to threaten him: Say, are you going to XXOO with me? Embarrassing—
Sweating, I’m doubting my IQ, carrying all these useless things! In my anger, I tossed the bundle, and a small bottle clattered out. YOXI! Worn-out iron shoes found without effort—this is exactly what I wanted! Under the moonlight, a woman in a black cloak laughed evilly.
In the room, doors and windows tightly closed, the person on the bed slept soundly, completely unaware of the impending danger.
Standing by the bed, I was excited. Little Dust, today I, Xiao Xin, will sacrifice myself to complete you, help you break your destiny, so you’ll live normally from birth to death! Don’t thank me too much, I’m serving the people, it’s my duty!
I stood by his bed for a quarter of an hour, unsure how to proceed. Troubled, though I’ve lived three lifetimes, I’ve never experienced something like this! Touching the aphrodisiac in my hand, I swallowed: Beautiful man, might as well eat it if it’s free!
The evil thought, like wild grass, grows wildly and can never be removed. I was seduced by the demon in my heart: Eat it, eat it!
Then I dramatically pounced—
“Ah—” The little Dust on the bed seemed startled, trying to struggle but still somewhat drowsy, so the resistance wasn’t intense.
