Seizing the opportunity, I hit acupuncture points and kissed all in one go!
Trying to pry open his teeth with my tongue, I discovered the aphrodisiac pill was impossible to spit in. Romanticism failed, and it felt awkward. Thankfully, no windows were open or lights on, or Little Dust would see my embarrassment.
Little Dust on the bed was stunned but quickly shifted from resistance to cooperation. I knew he must have feelings for me! Gaining confidence, my little tongue worked harder, determined to slip it in!
Heaven doesn’t disappoint the persistent—finally, during our 108th tongue battle, the pill slipped in!
I slightly pulled back, exhaled, released his acupuncture points, and dramatically collapsed beside him, exhausted. I waited for the drug’s effects, ready to serve me, haha!
But isn’t the drug’s effect too quick? How did he pounce on me right after I lay down? The drug seems potent—my usually gentle Little Dust now acts like a wild wolf, embracing and biting me. Despite my confusion, I’m still pleased—Little Dust, after today, you’ll be mine!
Wait, what?
Suddenly grabbed and held forcibly, I swallowed something, and alarm bells rang in my heart—something’s wrong!
He fed me something mouth-to-mouth. Could it be—
No way! I tried to harm others, but instead swallowed that aphrodisiac? No!
In the darkness, his wild, bright eyes flashed a victorious smile: “Cat, why are you in my room so late? Sneaking around…” He leaned close, biting my earlobe, “Are you trying to seduce me? Then I’m absolutely delighted!”
Oh my God! My hair stood on end—I actually broke into Xiao Zi’s room? Wuchen only said next door, not specifying which! Faint! Collapse! Cough blood!
I attempted to escape, intending to devour Wuchen, but Xiao Zi caught my ankle. Then I dramatically—bang!
Sprawled on the floor, one foot hanging on the bedhead, my eyebrow twitched: Rage blocked me from devouring the beauty—I’ll chop chop chop! I’m not the little cat from before, easily bullied!
Lifted by Xiao Zi, about to strike, I fell into his eyes filled with tenderness: “Does it hurt? Are you injured? Let me see.”
Captured by his gentleness, I was momentarily speechless. In my impression, Xiao Zi symbolized evil and viciousness. His sudden tenderness caught me completely off guard.
What?” Xiao Zizi was also stunned, looking at me.
I suddenly laughed, realizing Xiao Zizi isn’t so bad…
(Lust rises again) Hehe, anyway, they’re all mine!
“Xiao Zizi, don’t move, let me kiss you!” I said with an evil smile, pouncing on him. Wu Chen’s words echoed in my ear: Breaking the virgin body will sever the celestial vein, leading to aging and death.
Xiao Zizi was stunned, then lightly laughed, pushing away the person biting his neck: “You’re biting the wrong place, you should bite here…”
I looked in surprise toward the source of the sound, wondering why he had come back. I saw him holding out a dark, murky substance. I quickly shook my head: No way! Drinking that would mean I won’t see tomorrow’s sun!
“Be good, drink it. It’ll make you feel better.” Wuchen’s voice was soft and sweet, captivating my little soul.
Taking the porcelain bowl from him, I grinned: “Beautiful Wuchen, you look so lovely when you smile.”
Ouyang Wuchen’s lips parted slightly, curving into a fleeting smile as the crimson sunset lingered on his face.
“Others eat meals, but I drink medicine from a beauty—how sweet!” I downed the liquid in one gulp and handed back the bowl, then exclaimed, “Reward!”
Wuchen was stunned, then blushed. As I peeked at him, he quickly pecked my lips and jumped up to run away, stumbling and crashing to the ground.
I didn’t know whether to laugh or call out. I’d seen cute before, but never this cute! Only when I saw the blood trailing down his arm did I panic; the medicine bowl had shattered and cut him. I rushed to help him up: “How could you be so careless!” I carefully examined the wound—fortunately, it was just a small cut on his forearm.
I gently kissed Xiao Zizi’s lips and hugged his neck, looking back at the Cold Family Fortress. It wasn’t that impressive, just two eyes and one nose! After confirming the enemy wasn’t a monster, I regained my confidence. Old Taibai once said, I, Hua Xiaoxin, claim to be second in the world, and no one dares to claim first! It seemed he was calling me lazy back then, but my martial arts are pretty awesome too!
Back in the day, to attract beautiful men, I dedicated myself to learning martial arts.
“…Young master, miss… please… excuse me…” The timid guy was stunned by our handsome duo, leaving his speech incoherent and his face turning red.
“Idiot, move aside!” A sturdier man swept aside the cute pursuer, “Cold Family Fortress business, bystanders get out of the way!”
“Oh, Cold Family Fortress! Never heard of it.” The exaggerated tone quickly turned cold, leaving the crowd stunned until some began to giggle.
“You! You’re deliberately looking for trouble, right? Don’t blame me for being impolite!” The burly man slapped his knife, trying to intimidate us.
I put on a scared expression, “No, how could a humble woman dare?” I smiled sweetly, “But I’ve never heard of Cold Family Fortress. However, I know goose pot! Do you like it? My Hua Xiaoxin’s winter melon goose pot is delicious! Want to try? It’s free!”
“Yes, yes!” The cute guy responded happily.
“Nonsense!” The big man slapped the back of his head, waving his hand, “Now go and chop them up!”
“STOP!” I shouted loudly.
Though they didn’t understand, the high pitch was enough to scare a cow, causing the kids to retreat under my gaze, with one even collapsing.
I strode forward, lifting the black-clothed man lying on the ground: “Look, he’s elegant, handsome, and majestic. Does he look like a bad guy? Clearly, you’ve wronged a good person. I’ll represent justice—and then my speech suddenly stopped.
Damn it! Novels are misleading! Before me was a guy with goldfish eyes, sausage lips, a garlic nose, and a pig-head face, looking absolutely hideous, with black and white patches like a football!
Like being burned, I immediately dropped him: “Hehe… noble warriors, this humble woman has eyes but failed to recognize Mount Tai… Misunderstanding! Please continue…” I emphasized my non-involvement, regardless of their intentions.
What if I accidentally saved him and he pursued me daily, wanting to offer himself? Better to die quickly.
Then the man would happily look up, with two streams of snot—no, nosebleed—hanging from his nose: ‘Beautiful lady, I’m fine.’
Thank you, you’re so kind! I’m so touched! Oh my god, I want to devote myself to you! If you don’t want my pure love, I’ll jump down this small hill! Don’t stop me!
“Hehe, okay, I accept!” I giggled, causing the three people beside me to exchange glances and hurry to catch up.
I brushed off my clothes, fixed my hairstyle, and boldly rushed to the scene, covering my face with a handkerchief. I jumped out from the bushes: “This mountain is mine. If you want to pass, leave some road money or a handsome man behind!”
“Hmph, young lady, what kind of madness is this?” The big man looked at me disdainfully and saw through my disguise.
“Uncle—hehe, you’re amazing for seeing through me!” I laughed awkwardly and pulled down the handkerchief.
“Nonsense, I’m not blind! Can’t you tell at a glance?” He was unhappy, thinking I was not only stupid but also insulting his intelligence.
“Uh… this is unscientific! Uncle, there are many similar-looking people in this vast world. Your speculation lacks scientific basis!” I retorted. How backward and simple-minded these ancient people are!
“Stop talking nonsense, what are you up to now!” The uncle was clearly dissatisfied with my “Tang Seng spirit.”
“Oh, I’m here to save someone!” I looked at him sincerely.
