Wiping my nose, I grabbed Tai Bai’s beard with a resolute expression: “No, I’m going back to soak in beautiful men.” Tai Bai was about to reason with me but suddenly caught my menacing look. He glanced at his meticulously maintained “First Beard in Heaven.”
“It’s fine, but at least give an answer. Why are you shaking? We won’t do anything to you,” I said, laughing roguishly. Tai Bai shook even more; “We won’t do anything” likely meant his immortal head would roll if he said no.
“So, have you thought about it?” My knuckles cracked ominously. “Fine, fine, whatever you want!” Tai Bai shed pure immortal tears.
“I want someone from that era, with power, who loves me completely, is stunningly beautiful, has unparalleled martial arts, and many beautiful men!” I listed my conditions, ensuring nothing was missed, then nodded at Tai Bai, “These are the conditions for now… I’ll add more later. Stay in touch.”
Tai Bai, covering his handkerchief, cried: If such a perfect place existed, he’d have gone long ago, instead of being bullied here. “Remember! Or else!”
I looked around; reincarnation seems to be just jumping down… I gritted my teeth, closed my eyes, and pretended to be a diver. Whoosh—only the sound of wind remained.
“Oh, master, master, it’s great! The young miss is awake!” When I opened my eyes, I heard an auntie’s voice. “Good, good, it’s fine, it’s fine,” came an uncle’s slightly trembling voice.
Curious, I looked around and discovered—I was wrapped in a cotton blanket. What is this? A large sausage? I’ll bite it! “Haha, the young miss must be hungry, time for milk!” the auntie said.
“Wah——” This face is so big! Did I fall into the land of giants? Black lines—— “Wah wah wah——” Let me out!!
Huh? What sound? I immediately stopped screaming, and that annoying “wah” sound stopped too. “Wah?” Dizzy, it was actually my own voice. I tried to raise my little hand to check if I had turned into a baby but realized I couldn’t move at all. Damn, the bones of a newborn… are totally insufficient for movement.
