“Cats aren’t well-behaved,” he laughs lightly, suddenly like a field of blooming poppies, provocative and seductive.
I wag my tail excitedly, enchanted by his beauty. I’ve never seen such a beautiful man!
“Then let’s cut off your tail as a lesson.”
What? He wants to cut off my tail? I’m shocked!
“Meow—” I struggle violently. If I don’t fight now, my life is over.
“Be good, cat. This time I’ll just take your tail. Next time we meet, you won’t be so lucky.” His voice now sounds like a soul-harvesting chant to me.
“Meow—” I unleash my explosive power—biting, scratching, twisting, leaping—darting out the door.
After running ten li, I gradually calm down.
Catching my breath, I hang my head, follow the crowd into the city, find a place to rest, and fall into a deep sleep.
Before sleeping, my last thought is that beautiful people are truly poisonous.
“Hehe, little girl, how about becoming my mountain fortress wife?” It turned out to be a rascal cat.
“Don’t even think about it! I am a noble stray cat!” I retorted.
“Do you think you have the right to refuse?” A dark mass of cats appeared, surrounding us.
“What do you want?!” I exclaimed, furious yet a little scared. Three or five cats would be manageable, but three to five hundred? That’s a problem!
“Take her back to be my queen!” commanded the Er Lang cat, leaping over the wall.
Poor me, escorted by countless cat paws, was sent to a glamorous garbage dump. How could I, a noble lady of high birth—even if a bit ugly—marry a cat?! My pride wouldn’t allow it!
After multiple escape attempts, I surrendered. Fortunately, the Er Lang cat treated me well, not forcing me to bear kittens and providing plenty of food and toys.
However, he mysteriously disappeared every night. I tried to follow him secretly but always failed. In this day and age, it’s not just humans who have secrets!
Sprawled on the garbage dump sunbathing, I gazed blankly into the distance.
Where is the end of the sky, and where is the end of my suffering!
After performing the role of a “docile wife” for the Er Lang cat, I now have relative freedom to wander this street.
