I stared at him in disbelief. The legendary beauty! An international idol star! With elegant eyebrows, eyes like cold stars, a straight nose, lips like a painting, skin like congealed fat, and a tall, powerful body… But why was he still pressing me down? Doesn’t he know this is dangerous? Guns can misfire, and this kind of “misfire” could lead to unwanted consequences!
Sensing my struggle, Shi Ran seized my pulse point, preventing me from using my inner strength: “Hmph, after waiting so long, I’ve finally found someone who’ll do…”
“What, what, what?” I tried to hold back my nosebleed but failed, blood gushing out. With such a hot-bodied and beautiful young man in front of me, anyone would have a nosebleed!
“Hmph, I’ve lived for over two hundred years. TM, if I’d known I’d be reborn as a cat, I wouldn’t have asked to live a hundred years, but three hundred!” Shi Ran’s handsome face twisted dramatically.
I was stunned and then laughed so hard I almost passed out. His condition for crossing over was longevity, but he was reborn as a cat! A cat living three hundred years! Hahahaha!
“What are you laughing at? Haven’t seen an unlucky person before?” Shi Ran snapped, embarrassed and angry.
“Okay, okay, I’m not laughing,” I said, trying to compose myself, “How did you get here?”
“Weren’t you kidnapped?”
“Kidnapped? No! I was just driving when… anyway, Tai Bai killed me! He promised to let me transmigrate to another world. I insisted he compensate for my mental damage, saying I should live for…” He was interrupted by my laughter.
“Stop laughing!”
“I know! You were killed by Tai Bai’s poop!” I laughed heartily, finding someone as miserable as me—and an international superstar! My psychological balance was suddenly restored.
“Uh… you know?” Shi Ran was stunned, then began laughing too, “You too?!” He eventually collapsed laughing beside me, “Times may change, but nature stays the same. Tai Bai, that guy who defecates anywhere! Hahaha!”
