“What are you laughing at! We’re both reborn from poop piles! Don’t mock each other!” I pushed him, “How can you still turn into a human? You can’t be a cat during the day and human at night, right? I remember my tough days! Watching beautiful men every day, only looking but not touching—so frustrating!”
“I begged Tai Bai hard for this ability. Turns out he isn’t that bad,” he said with a hint of pride.
I twitched at the thought. Begging… what if that were me? I imagined myself clinging to Tai Bai’s leg, crying while he patted my head: “Good girl, I’ll brew some beautiful men for you…”
Smoothing out my goosebumps, I thought the roles should be reversed.
That old Tai Bai is a classic pushover, and poor Shi Ran is fooled by his divine brand, thinking he’s gotten a great deal. Tsk, ignorant masses!
“Hey, about that divine immortal Tai Bai…” I started to enlighten Shi Ran but burst out laughing at the phrase “divine immortal”.
“What?” Shi Ran was intrigued, having shared experiences in the same world and once being cats.
“Have you heard the cat joke?” I began enthusiastically.
Once, there was an old woman living with her cat. One day, she heard a noise outside, looked out, and saw a fairy descending from the sky. The fairy said, “You’re the one. The divine realm’s grand lottery. The first person I meet can have three wishes. Decide quickly, time is limited.”
The old woman, extremely surprised, quickly stated her wishes: “First, I want lots of money; second, I want to be young and beautiful; third, I’ll turn my cat into a prince.”
The fairy waved her wand, and her wishes were granted.
Now, the young and beautiful woman lay in bed eating fruit brought by servants, and the cat, now a prince, came to her side, gently picked her up, and whispered a joke: “Now you regret neutering me, right?”
“Hahahahaha, I’m dying of laughter!”
“Ha hahaha!” Shiran laughs, rolling on the bed.
“Yes! I once laughed at a joke for days!” Seeing him slap the bed and kick the blanket, I can’t help but feel mischievous. With a sly smile, I ask, “So, were you neutered?”
