I nod satisfactorily; what a good kid. As I pick up clothes from the floor, I inspect the marks on my body: Damn! How could he be so wicked? Leaving a hickey is one thing, but a heart-shaped one! I… I’ll fall over!
After adjusting my collar and confirming no suspicious marks remain, I’m satisfied and wink at myself in the bronze mirror. Suddenly, I notice a small head peeking through the door with bright thieving eyes! Quickly grabbing a rouge box, I throw it out, followed by a cat’s miserable cry and the sound of something clattering away. Damn! This little pervert is actually peeking!
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“Look, that’s Tiandu Peak.” Following Xiaozi’s finger, I see a tall, majestic—small dirt hill.
Are you kidding? In these towering mountains, this small dirt hill covered in trees is called Tiandu Peak?! Damn, who has the consumer protection hotline? Grandpa will report you!
“But it seems we can’t pass,” Wuchen furrows his brow.
“Why? It’s just a lake?” I question, then carefully look at the large lake blocking our path. It’s vast—so expansive you can’t see the end.
The mirror-like water shimmers in the sunlight, rippling with a breeze, breaking the pool of silver.
A beautiful young girl, around fifteen or sixteen, wears a yellow dress that complements her sweet, delicate appearance. Her face resembles a pink peach, with ink-stroke eyebrows, spring-water eyes, and vermilion lips. The soft yellow silk dress suits the warm spring day and the serene lake, making her look like a fairy. However, her tone is sharp, as if ready to strike.
Ignoring her hostility, I smile brightly: “We’re here for our honeymoon. What do you want? Entrance fees?” I embrace Yiqing, whose handsome face turns red but doesn’t push me away.
The girl notices the group of beautiful men beside me, her face reddening slightly, and her voice softens: “You can’t pass through here. Go back quickly.”
I shake my head: “We’ve reached Tiandu Peak. How far can the beautiful men be?” I can’t help but look forward to the first beautiful man of the martial world.
“Tiandu Peak?” The girl’s voice sharpens again, “Why are you coming to Tiandu Peak? Are you here to find Brother Haobai? Give up now!”



