Crazy Smartphone – Part Two

“Today, I will definitely beat you to death, you shameless little beast, you little rascal! Stand straight!” While scolding her son as a “little beast” and “little rascal,” Lin’s mother continued to spank him on his butt. Lin Feng finally understood his mother’s intention. She thought he had done something inappropriate with Xiaoyun in his room. Isn’t it just a few drops of blood on the bedsheet? Mom, you shouldn’t overthink it! However, these were just his thoughts; seeing his mother’s anger, he dared not argue in his defense. Once he understood the reason, he felt somewhat relieved. He remembered waking up with Xiaoyun, both sitting on the bed without clothes, but Xiaoyun was sitting behind him, so nothing like that could have happened. Xiaoyun had mentioned in that surreal space that to help him overcome his inner demons, she had forcibly used the Tongxin Jue technique. The technique, due to her insufficient cultivation, required some unconventional means, which naturally referred to this intimate method of closing distances. It definitely wasn’t any sordid affair between men and women. Otherwise, even if he was a man without a hymen to break, he should have felt something if such an event had occurred! But how could he explain this to his mom? The bloodstains on the bedsheet, what were they all about? Since he had no injuries, it must have been left by Wang Xiaoyun. He immediately put on a pitiful, wronged face and said, “Mom, just let me off this time, it’s not what you think! Oh, this is really hard to explain, please don’t overthink it, I’ll go change my clothes.” Although he said this, his mother’s commotion had thrown him off balance. “Let you off? What good would that do? If the Wang family, with their prestigious background, comes looking for us, you little rascal, you’ll be taken away by the police! Sigh, Lin Lin, why do you always give me such trouble?” “No! I need to call your father, tell him to come back quickly! I’m calling now!” “Oh no, Mom, you can’t call him! You’ll just make Dad worry unnecessarily and cause trouble!” “Then what do you suggest we do?” “I, I…” Lin Feng wanted to boast that he could handle Xiaoyun, that she was his woman sooner or later, but he couldn’t bring himself to say it. At this moment, Lin Feng himself was panicking over this unexpected incident; all his initial composure was gone, leaving him with no confidence at all. After all, the bloodstains on the bedsheet were glaringly obvious, and he couldn’t deny them. Being inexperienced in such matters, his current strategy was to act like an ostrich in the desert, first finding a place to bury his head before thinking of anything else. Or maybe he should call Xiaoyun to ask? Seeing her son at a loss for words, Lin’s mother grew even angrier. But seeing him no longer dodging her broom, she couldn’t bring herself to use domestic violence. She threw the broom down and poked her son’s forehead, saying, “You little beast, what kind of madness have you got into? What have you been doing all day? Where did all your usual cleverness go? Couldn’t you have been a bit smarter, found a less noticeable place to do this?” If she continued, who knows what outrageous things she might say. “Mom! What are you talking about? Are you encouraging me to commit a crime?” Lin Feng, already in a mess, was further irritated by his mother’s bold suggestions. “Stand still, where are you going?” “Mom, I’m going back to my room!” “No! Stand right there!” Lin’s mother continued her pursuit, the evidence was right before her eyes, making her heart race. Although society today might not view such matters as seriously as her generation, they were still just kids in school, and their actions were too careless. Even if she could pretend to be oblivious, there was another girl present at the time. That girl wasn’t a fool; she knew what had happened. If nothing further came of it, well and good, but if something did happen, oh, how wronged would that girl feel if her reputation was tarnished? She worried about her son if the girl’s family decided to pursue the matter. “Mom, please don’t make things worse! I really didn’t do anything bad. It’s hard to explain right now, can I just go back to my room to change?” Lin Feng quickly searched through his memories, but aside from his and Wang Xiaoyun’s experiences in that strange space, he could find no trace of what had happened in the real world. He recalled what Xiaoyun had said in that surreal space, how they had both existed as pure spirits, going through various adventures. Xiaoyun must be troubled by this too. He remembered how, to break through the void, defeat inner demons, and reach the ultimate state of Yin-Yang balance, Xiaoyun, a girl, had suggested they cultivate together. Could it be that during that time in the surreal space, they had consummated their relationship, causing their physical bodies in the real world to react independently? “Oh, I’m so touched! Xiaoyun, Xiaoyun, how could I, Lin Feng, be so fortunate to have your affection time and again! From now on, Lin Feng will marry no one but you!” “Mom!” Lin Feng called out seriously, “No matter what really happened, rest assured, I will handle it responsibly. Xiaoyun is indeed a good girl!” “That’s good to know. Now go…” Lin Feng interrupted his mother, “Mom, you don’t need to say more, I know what to do!” With that, he picked up the bedsheet from the floor and returned to his room. Lin’s mother was indeed confused about the whole affair, thinking to herself, “Young people these days really do things in such a mess, what’s all this chaos about?”