Dealing with Tigers

··········································汗-.-|||… Man vs. Dog Battle. Note, I’m not a pervert, okay? Blame Qi Shuai Shuai. Although I’m afraid of dogs and often get chased by them, this isn’t my chance for revenge, really, I’m not kidding~ “Dog sex? How is that any different from death?” About whether having sex with a dog would be deadly, I haven’t really looked into it, just heard from people in the dorm: there was this woman who had a male dog. She really loved her dog, not in the usual pet owner way. The male dog grew up, and when the fruit ripens, it must be picked~ so the woman decided to make her move! On a stormy night, the woman forced the male dog to bathe with her again. But this time, she raped the young, innocent male dog! And then she died. They say there are spines on the male dog’s… something, so the woman was killed by the spines. But then I got confused, why wouldn’t a female dog die from those spines? There’s another news story you might not have seen… also very strange… In the Netherlands, there was an elderly couple running a farm. One day, when the wife returned home, she heard strange noises from the storage room. So she carefully went in to check, and what did she find? Her husband was raping a hen! And this lewd hen was clucking excitedly, the wife screamed on the spot! Afterwards, her husband admitted to his crime. However, this wife was quite the gossip, and soon everyone in town knew her husband was raping chickens. In his shame and anger, he killed all the hens on the farm overnight and then hanged himself. I’m confused again, how did he rape the hen? And, isn’t a hen’s lewd cluck just “cluck cluck cluck”? How did she know it was lewd? ……··········································13 “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!” What is happening here! What is this situation!!! How could I, always elegant and pure, end up in such a pose! And completely naked, being held by someone! “Keep it down!” I turned my head, and my nose bumped into him, so awkward… I turned back, my face red, and gave a small “oh,” completely losing my momentum… Embarrassing-.-||| Qi Yufeng, with his chin resting on my shoulder, was very seriously and responsibly helping me clean my hands. Although I was in cold water, my back felt hot where it was pressed against him, and then there was… his… thing… under my… and my leg hanging over the edge of the bath… What’s going on! I quickly tried to pull it back, but he stopped me, “Don’t move! It’s bandaged, it can’t get wet before it scabs over.” “What! How am I supposed to bathe then?” I lamented to myself, “Just like this, I’ll help you.” … Seeing me too embarrassed to even look him in the eye, he laughed proudly, “You, you, you pervert, who gave you permission to undress me, who allowed you to help me bathe?” “I got dog blood all over me because of you, of course, I have to clean up, and your clothes, you took them off yourself when the doctor was disinfecting your wounds.” What a loss! That Dr. Zhang, all old and wrinkly, probably covered in age spots, forget about pole dancing, even a striptease wouldn’t be worth it! Better to make a porn movie with him, “The Secret Love Life of an Elderly Man”… Evil laugh~ An over-aged submissive~ Finally, after washing my left hand, it was time for the right. I stared at it; there was a small cut between my thumb and index finger. I opened and closed my fingers, the hand forming the same pose as back then, as if the fragment was still in my grasp. “It died.” “I didn’t expect this.” “I didn’t either.” My fingers were cleaned one by one. “I didn’t expect you’d kill it, I thought you’d be like the others, crying and begging me, even begging it. But how ridiculous, I wanted to hear you beg me, even just one sentence, and I would’ve rushed in to get you out. But you didn’t, you still dared to provoke me.” I was suddenly lifted and placed on the sink. He threw me a towel, then put on a robe, so unfair, I wrapped the towel around myself, it was so hot. He laughed, simply tying his belt, walked over, leaned down with his hands on either side of me, his handsome face directly in front of mine. I got hotter, my body craving his closeness, what’s happening? He mimicked my pout, and I couldn’t help but laugh, but then he reached for my towel, “What are you doing!” I almost let him get it, this trickster! “Aren’t you going to dry off first? You’ll catch a cold like this.” “I enjoy it~” We pulled and tugged at each other. “Then don’t wrap up, it’ll be cooler~ Let me dry your hair.” “No… Your wet hair looks amazing~” “Do you like it?” His warm hand covered mine, completely enveloping it… I wanted to jump into him. “I like it…” What’s wrong with me? So strange… He lifted my hand, his gaze locked onto mine, his tongue teasingly licked each finger and joint… “Ah~” My body involuntarily made a sound, I was shocked! “You’re getting hotter,” he breathed into my ear, the heat inside me surged. “You… Dr. Zhang didn’t… didn’t neutralize that drug!” I pushed him away, my hands trembling as I grabbed his robe. He watched me with amusement, “I was merciful enough to stop the last wave.” His hand reached for the towel, “It’s hot, want to take it off?” He was about to pull it away, but I lifted my foot to kick, and he caught it. “Why!” I held onto the towel for dear life. “Simple, I’m still angry.” He suddenly picked me up and kicked open the bathroom door, walking out, “You dare to forget that you slept with a man! Tell me, which do you despise more, your first time with me or with an animal!” He threw me heavily onto the bed, ripped off the towel, and tossed it away. “Yes!… Absolutely right! I… despise men like you who drug women… to make them submit… you’re worse than a rapist… not even a man!” (Romeo slams the table, breaking his pen! Crackle, crackle, crackle)14