Ha, this is actually my first time writing a preface for someone!
Unexpectedly, my precious first time is ruined by the ointment, how hateful!
I originally thought that maybe one day, when I’m with Brother Wu, his unparalleled beauty would write a poetry collection to praise my beauty and thank me for loving him, [wait a moment, I haven’t finished, please don’t rush to vomit!] at which point, I could write a touching, moving preface for our love poems.
But this dream is destined to be destroyed by the ointment, alas! [Okay, I’m done, everyone can go vomit and then come back ^_^]
After talking so long, I haven’t yet explained how I met the ointment. [Hey, don’t think I’m old-fashioned, this is the standard formula for writing a preface. Without explaining our karmic beginning, how would everyone know how we got together?]
I first met the ointment in the Flower Group family. When I first saw the pen name Yoyo, I wondered, how could someone choose such a name! Doesn’t she know Yoyo is an ointment name, specifically for treating Hong Kong foot?
Haha! But thinking about it later, it’s not bad. Now, whenever I see that ointment advertisement, I’ll think of Yoyo.
Giggle, in fact, these five lines will also appear intact in the preface of “Beast Men Don’t Go to Bed” [sneaking in another advertisement], see how lazy I am! But I really can’t come up with anything! You know, writing a preface is incredibly difficult, matching the ointment’s low-level style while not losing my high taste, ugh! What a challenging task!
But ointment, don’t blame me for talking nonsense, you know I’ve never been normal.
But you haven’t suffered either!
The preface you wrote for me will be in Flower Garden’s July new book “Beast Men Don’t Go to Bed” [hehe, see how scheming I am, casually advertising again], and Fatty Xie actually said our writing standards are equally low.
Wow, I have to praise Fatty for being so smart, easily seeing through our low level. Heavens! I hope only she sees through our incompetence, otherwise everyone would come to despise us! Ointment, don’t you agree?
