After beating her, I dusted off my hands and glanced back at Yang Ziru on the ground. “Hmph! This is the consequence of being reckless! If the tiger doesn’t show its might, you think I’m Hello Kitty? Damn it.” I kicked her again and turned back, stunned to see a smile on Yu Mo’s face.
[Volume Two: Jianghu, Chapter Fifty-Two: Making Up with Yu Mo]
My family’s Yu Mo, who had been serious for days, finally smiled! I threw myself into his arms, rubbing my face against him, “Yu Mo! Woo, you finally smiled! I thought you would be angry with me forever!” Yu Mo replied seriously, “Am I that petty?”
I poked my face out of his embrace, stubbornly pouting, “Yes! If you don’t forgive me, you will be!” Yu Mo’s lips twitched, “You little troublemaker.” Facing my cute expression, he relented, “Okay, okay, just promise me you won’t have intimate contact with other men behind my back.”
“Woo, Yu Mo, you’re still so jealous! At least Bao Xi, Shu Yang, and Shang can hug me; you four are all my husbands…” The three of them were shocked, and Yu Mo’s eyebrows twitched, “What kind of husbands…”
I immediately adopted my dominant persona, grabbing Yu Mo’s collar, “Don’t you dare renege!”
Each of you was bought by me for 100,000 taels of gold from Jade Emperor Godfather and Old Man Moon! That’s a total of 400,000 taels of gold!
Seeing my excitement, Yu Mo helplessly let me shake him, finally squeezing out, “Don’t get excited.” I let go of him and pointed at Yu Mo’s nose: “Remember, no reneging!”
“Where did you get 400,000 taels of gold to buy husbands?” Yang Ziru asked incredulously. I tossed her a disdainful look, “Hmph! Of course, I won it gambling with Jade Emperor Godfather!”
Yu Mo placed his hand on my forehead, “Hanzi, are you sick?” I removed his hand, “You might have heart disease or AIDS, but I don’t!” I knew we modern civilized people couldn’t communicate with their ancient stubborn minds.
I waved my hand: “Forget it! I’ll explain later, Yu Mo. Now let’s think about the trouble this idiot Ru has caused us.” Mo Ran calmed down and said: “What do you think about this?”
