I took out a pack of sunflower seeds from my sleeve, squatted down, and started eating, “Whatever you think, I’ll think the same.” Yu Mo knocked me on the head, causing a small bump to swell. “Damn, Yu Mo, you hit me?!”
“Yu Mo, like a patient mother teaching an unruly child, said: ‘When it’s time to be serious, you should look serious; don’t eat sunflower seeds.’
I pouted; even if I was wrong, did he need to hit my head? I put away my sunflower seeds and took out my secret weapon, popcorn stolen from the First Under Heaven Hall through persistent pestering! ‘Hmph~ If I can’t eat sunflower seeds, fine! I’ll eat popcorn.’
Yu Mo knocked my head again, adding another fresh meat bun on top of the existing one. ‘Popcorn is not allowed either; nothing is allowed.’ I stood up angrily and shouted at Yu Mo: ‘Yu Mo! Don’t go too far!!’
Yu Mo: ‘If you continue to be willful and don’t listen to me, I’ll get angry.’ I exploded: ‘If you dare to be angry with me again, I’ll… I’ll… I’ll elope with one of my other husbands!!’ Yu Mo’s veins bulged with anger, ‘You dare?!’
‘Why wouldn’t I dare! Don’t be so arrogant! Don’t forget, I’m a female supremacy advocate!’ Just as we were about to drown each other with our words, Mo Ran spoke up: ‘Hey, you two, can we discuss the serious matter first?’
I looked at Mo Ran, scanning him from toes to hair, then from hair to toes. ‘Wow, Mo Ran can actually be serious!’ Mo Ran stumbled and fell flat on his back…
