The King of Hell swallowed, saying, “You… don’t cause trouble, I… I’ll give it to you…”
I followed behind him, covering my mouth to hide my laughter—this is called ‘fierceness conquers the world’! When we reached a large door, we heard a voice from inside: “Beginning identity scan.”
As King Yama took off his lower body for the scan, he said, “Identity confirmed, please come in!” He quickly put on his pants and walked through the door. I was stunned: “Scanning… scanning your buttocks?!” King Yama smiled, “Hehe~ This way, his wife can’t easily confiscate his secret stash of money… safer than keeping it in the bank…”
I glanced into the room and was petrified. The massive room contained not a single coin, only a large black hole on the wall and a white paper on the ground. I was blown away by the realization and patted his shoulder: “Sir… just accept it and move on! Your secret money has been confiscated; you can save again!”
I picked up the note from the ground with curiosity. “Ahem… I’ll read it, please listen carefully. – You bastard, actually daring to secretly save money behind my back?! These silver coins, I’m confiscating them! Punishment: sleeping on the living room couch for three days! Hmph! … These seem to be from your wife.”
King Yama collapsed on the ground, his self-esteem shattered. His wife was truly talented. Sympathizing with him, I decided to help reduce his debt. “How about this! You become my godfather, and I’ll consider it as exchanging ten thousand taels of gold for me, how’s that?” I was truly too kind!
“Really? Is it really possible?” King Yama looked at me with teary eyes. “Really! Don’t make me say it twice.” I helped him up and left that sorrowful place, arriving at the Hall of King Yama.
“Godfather, have some tea.” I handed him a cup from the table. He frowned, saying, “But this is ink…” I quickly put down the cup and stood obediently beside him.
King Yama suddenly brightened, saying, “My precious goddaughter, how about we play some Mahjong!” I was speechless; he was still gambling despite having no money. “But godfather, do you have money?”
