I really don’t understand why ancient men always liked to hug like this!
Yu Mo: “Don’t worry, didn’t you teach me to do my own things? I don’t need you to serve me! … But, who is your master? Male or female?” I had to admit that Yu Mo’s question was truly technical.
We didn’t respond, then Bao Xi, dragging her pillow, rubbing her sleepy eyes, walked over barefoot: “Xiao Han, who’s there?” I quickly ran over: “You’re awake? Come, let me help you get dressed. If you get sick again, I won’t be able to handle it!”
Yu Mo grabbed me: “Han’er, who’s this little ghost?” I was stunned, “Hehe, him? He’s my younger brother!” But Bao Xi always likes to say the wrong things at the wrong time and in front of the wrong people: “No, Xiao Han is my fiancé!”
Oh my God, I turned around to see Yu Mo’s expression was truly “adorable”! “Hehe… kids speak without thinking…” Yu Mo wasn’t listening at all. Picking up a nearby broom, he swung it at me, and I quickly ran away! I wondered why these emperors always seem to enjoy charging at me and tormenting me! Ow, ow~!
I ran until my feet were blistered, then swiftly slipped into the room, locked the door, closed the windows, and jumped into bed. But before long, a gentle knock followed, accompanied by a childish voice: “Xiao Han~ Xiao Han~ Help me get dressed.” “I’m not here! Go find Shu Yang to help you!” I said impatiently.
From outside came the sound of stomping feet: “Hmph… you’re lying! If you’re not here, how can you speak? Open the door~ Xiao Han’s wife~” I felt a headache coming on.
Wasn’t he afraid of being beaten? Soon, a pig-killing scream came from outside, followed by a kick, and then the scream gradually diminished. I swallowed, feeling it was cruel, wondering who could be so heartless…
I turned over and pressed something, pulling out a jade hairpin. “Wow, I actually have this thing, just remembered today.” (Mou Ling: “Surrounded by beautiful men all day, of course you’d forget everything! Hmph… None of your business!”)
Curious, I pressed the purple crystal, and my soul floated out of my body. Before me appeared – the elevator to heaven. I wiped sweat. Heaven’s technology was advanced. I entered the elevator and soon reached the Heavenly Palace. Entering Lingyao Hall, I couldn’t see my Jade Emperor godfather, only a janitor.
I coughed, “Hey, you there, come here.” The janitor ran over, “What can I do for you?” “Where’s my Jade Emperor godfather?” I asked. The janitor thought for a moment, “His Majesty should be in the study.” “Then take me to him!” I commanded, and the janitor led me to the Jade Emperor’s study.
I kicked the door open without hesitation, “Godfather! Where’s my 150,000 taels of gold?!” I saw my godfather stuffing silver into a box. “Oh! Godfather, you’re naughty, hiding private money… umm…” Before I could finish, he covered my mouth, “Shh! Quiet! It’ll kill you!” I nodded confusedly.
The Jade Emperor released his hand, “Collecting debt?”
I nodded, “Yes, give me as much as you have.” He covered the box and pushed it under the bed, dusting his hands, “You can have as much as you want. It’s not just 150,000 taels of gold; you might not even be able to carry it.”
I considered, “I’ll take 100,000 taels of gold first.” Without a word, he stuffed a piggy bank into my arms, “There’s 100,000 taels of gold inside. Take it and use it!” “Thanks, godfather!” I kissed his face hard and bounced away.
Just outside the door, I saw the Old Man of the Moon walking towards me. I waved, “Hey, Old Man! Come here!” His face turned black as ink, “Foolish girl! I’m not the Old Man of the Day; I’m the Old Man of the Moon!” I picked my nose dramatically, “What’s in a name? Why are you so sensitive?”
“Hmph!” The Old Man turned away, hands on hips. “What do you want?” I pouted, “Spit it out!” He cursed! “Hey, watch your language! Disrespecting the elderly!”
I asked directly, “Who are my four husbands in this life?” The Old Man suddenly changed his expression, laughing, “Very easy to find. Those four young men were the four emperors at the time. Handsome, upright, wealthy, loyal…”
My face turned pig-liver color, “Are you an idiot?! Emperors have three thousand concubines; how can they be loyal?! You…” I punched the Old Man of the Moon, sending him flying with a diminishing scream. “Useless old man, don’t know how to do anything!”
Hmph! ╭(╯^╰)╮”
But would 100,000 taels of gold be enough to build a super luxurious, number one hall in the world? Hmm, I’ll go ask my Yama King godfather…
(Mou Ling: “Wow, what is a super luxurious, number one hall in the world? How will asking the King of Hell for debt go? Stay tuned for the next chapter! Don’t forget the ticket in your hand! Bye~”)
Volume 2 Jianghu: Chapter 32 Debt Collection (Part 2)
Let’s deal with that matchmaker’s ‘good deed’ later! Now, time to collect some debt!
After my last commotion, every ghost in the underworld knows me. When they see me, it’s like seeing the King of Hell – they either bow respectfully or flee! So this time, I didn’t run into the White Impermanence sister, which was fortunate!
“Godfather~! King of Hell Godfather~! Han’er is here to see you!” I shouted while pushing open the gates of the King of Hell’s palace. I saw my godfather listlessly playing with stacks of documents like building blocks, with a meat char siu bun on his head. Ah, I knew he had just been scolded by my godmother.
The King of Hell finally noticed me, “Oh! It’s Han’er!”
Understanding my intentions, my godfather took me to his room. “Godfather knows why you’re here. I’ll take out my secret stash to pay off the debt, though it might only cover part of it.” I thoughtfully shook my head, “Any amount is fine.”
I quickly corrected myself: “I mean, the country I was born in is the Condensed Moon Country, of course I’ll open a shop here first, and then open branches in other countries later.” I nodded to Mo: “Oh, I see, this reason is understandable…”
Three months later…
My Tianxia First Hall was officially opened! As the boss, I was naturally extremely happy. Mo Ran, my sworn brother, helps me manage the Tianxia First Hall, handling all matters or discussing them with me, while I oversee overall management and finances.
I divided the entertainment-focused Tianxia First Hall into several halls. Lian Xing Hall is located in a remote mountain area, resembling a five-star luxury inn, offering ordinary, superior, and luxury supreme rooms.
The hall features a garden with artificial mountains, lakes, and streams, including two romantic white boats and a pavilion in the lake, adorned with various exotic flowers and trees, creating a romantic atmosphere at night, perfect for couples to enjoy the moon.
Qing Zhi Hall offers a variety of drinks, including a juice area, wine tasting area, and tea tasting area, with cocktails being the hall’s specialty. I also create modern beverages like pearl milk tea and red wine.
In modern times, I learned various skills out of necessity, wanting to save money. I secretly learned from others and made the food and drinks for the orphanage children, which made me quite versatile.
Ning Xiang Hall is dedicated to food, featuring Western cuisine, Chinese cuisine, and desserts, many of which I prepare myself. I ensure there are seasonal dishes for freshness.
The largest area is Harmony Hall, dedicated to entertainment, providing activities like bathing, gambling, dancing, and martial arts training. Both dancing and martial arts host annual competitions, with winners receiving honors from the Emperor and prizes from me.
These are my business plans as a boss. Concerning the four lazy emperors, they were sent away on opening day to prevent neglecting state affairs, as I couldn’t watch the world descend into chaos. I plan to handle them by having them take turns accompanying me for a week.
