The pig-head leader was about to cough up blood from anger. The little pig-heads, seeing me insulting their leader, quickly drew their knives. Hmph! Playing with knives? Have you asked my grandfather’s… oh? I don’t seem to have a sword. Darn it! A wise man knows when to retreat – run!
Little did I know they were even faster, surrounding me! “Who dares to touch me?!” I roared, and everyone froze. The pig-head leader shouted: “Who wouldn’t dare touch you? Who do you think you are? Just a snot-nosed kid!” He actually dared to curse me? Even our godfathers wouldn’t dare curse me, yet he did? He must be tired of living! “Your grandma! I am your grandfather!”
I grabbed the eight bunches of bananas beside me, quickly peeled about ten, stuffed the fruit in my mouth, and accurately stuck the peels on their faces. They couldn’t see and fell into chaos, their knives clattering to the ground. Hmph, got you! I quickly picked up the knives and threw them far away.
After removing the banana peels, they discovered their weapons were gone, and their hearts sank. They quickly fled. That coordination is your weakness!
Escaping in the same direction makes it easier to deal with you! I’ve always believed in returning one inch of bullying with ten inches! If I don’t take these guys down today, I’m not Ling Xiaochan!
Using my elegant lightness kung fu, I secretly overtook them, crouching on a rooftop. I estimated their landing spot, “Hmm, right here! O(∩_∩)O haha~” I cunningly scattered banana peels on the roof, munching bananas while I watched.
Just as I expected, the pig-heads all fell for it! Everyone collapsed, and I struck a victory pose, kicked them off the roof one by one. It was more satisfying than kicking in the World Cup! I suddenly thought of something fun and jumped down from the roof to get to work.
I stacked the pig-heads into a ‘mountain’, which I called ‘Pig-head Mountain’. To consider the pig-head leader’s dignity, I placed him at the peak. I clapped my dust-free hands, “Mission accomplished!” After all, taking down more than ten people without any weapons is no small feat!
