On the second day, I prepared to implement my plan for turning the tables, wanting to show Ning Yimo that even the Jade Emperor and King of Hell wouldn’t dare to provoke me when I’m being calculating! I got up early, with panda eyes, and kicked open his door, flipped open his blanket, pulled him off the bed, and shouted in his ear: “Ning Yimo! Wake up!” This was plan one, aimed at letting him experience the taste of being woken up for no reason, and also to show him the power of my lion’s roar.
As a result, no matter what I said, his ears would only buzz, hearing nothing. Yay! Plan one was successful!
Let’s see if this brat dares to disturb my sweet dreams again!
I had many perfect revenge plans, such as:
When he asked me to help him wash, I brought him boiling hot water. When combing his hair, I pulled out a few of his “dragon hairs.”
When he asked me to brew tea, I added laxatives to let him get intimate with the toilet.
When he asked me to bring breakfast, I sprinkled chili powder all over it.
After a series of pranks, Yimo finally pointed at me, dully saying: “You did this on purpose!” I sat down arrogantly, crossing my legs, “Yes, I did it on purpose. What are you going to do about it? Who told you to treat me like a maid?” Yimo replied: “But you are a maid! If you didn’t want to be a servant, why did you enter the palace?” I made a face at him, “I came to the palace of my own will, but that doesn’t mean I have to serve you, you annoying guy!”
Yimo’s expression changed dramatically. “What did you call me?” Was I afraid of him? Not a chance! “An extremely annoying guy!” Yimo was so angry he couldn’t speak. I continued to provoke him! “I… what? Why are you looking at me? Haven’t seen a beautiful woman before? Want to get angry? Come on, dare to bite me.” Yimo turned away angrily, “You terrible woman!”
I disdainfully said: “Hmph, so what if I’m terrible? Are you worse? Terrible man!”
