Being ignored might not be bad. During their competition, I can relax, take a beauty sleep, apply a DIY mask, or just stroll around and drink.
Anyway, I’m living quite comfortably now. Shang and Mo, you keep fighting. When you’ve fought enough and remember there’s someone like me waiting to be caught, I’ll be happy to play with you! o(∩_∩)o…Haha…
(Who chases people like them? Their inefficiency and attitude would thrill any great thief or serious criminal.)
Next chapter, I’ll be touring the food kingdom, Cloud Moon Country! Since the emperors of these three countries are such handsome and beautiful men, I wonder what the emperor of Cloud Moon Country is like? I can’t wait…
[Volume One – Encounter: Chapter Twenty-Three, Young Emperor Bao Xi.]
After sitting in a horse-drawn carriage for nearly ten days, we finally arrived in Cloud Moon Country. As soon as the carriage stopped, I jumped down and stretched, “Wow! Finally here! If I had to sit in this carriage for a few more hours, my butt would become a peony!”
Mo Ran turned to Shu Yang with a sly smile: “Hey, I heard Cloud Moon Country not only has abundant food but also many beautiful women! Why don’t you choose a queen to cherish here?”
Shu Yang’s face darkened, and I slapped Mo Ran: “Brat! Don’t teach your mother to have an affair! Otherwise, I’ll sell you as a ‘duck’!” Mo Ran looked innocent: “Father, you’re biased, always slapping me, but so loving to him!”
“If you don’t call me mother, I’ll plant you in that forest like a tree!” Shu Yang patted my shoulder. I smiled knowingly: “Alright, for the moon’s sake, we’ll spare him. Let’s go eat!”
Munching on pastries, I explained our plan to enter the palace.
Mo Ran screamed, “What?! We have to dress as women?!” I threw my shoe at him, and he ‘honored’ me with a humorous response: “Brat, don’t want to? Are you shouting so loud because you’re afraid no one will know?!”
Mo Ran quickly covered his mouth and handed my shoe back. Shu Yang said helplessly, “I and Dugu Gongzi have no problem, but Lan’s physique… doesn’t look like a woman at all.”
I sized Lan up, “Indeed, he looks really masculine.”
