[Volume Two: Jianghu, Chapter Fifty-Three: Jade Emperor Godfather’s Shota Son]
After much tossing and turning, we finally made a plan.”
Since the First Under Heaven Hall might collapse without anyone in charge, I, as the nominal owner, would be useless if I went back. So I sent Mo Ran back. That idiot Ziru had been nagging in my ear for days and couldn’t stand seeing me being intimate with Yu Mo, always coming to be a third wheel, so I beat her up quite a bit.
Now it’s the hottest time of summer, and I’m about to smoke from the heat. That stinky Yu Mo won’t let me take off my underwear, almost giving me heatstroke! I recall the air conditioner from my hometown. Although the air conditioning in the orphanage is often malfunctioning, it’s still much better than nothing!
While lying on the bed frantically fanning myself, I thought of the Heavenly Palace with its pleasant weather. Perhaps there would be air conditioning and ice cream! At the thought of this, I threw the fan aside and pressed the purple crystal on my jade hairpin.
As usual, my soul took the elevator to heaven and soon arrived at my Jade Emperor godfather’s Heavenly Palace! Wow, the Heavenly Palace is indeed cool and pleasant all year round! An excellent place to escape the heat! As I walked towards the Lingxiao Hall, I saw a cute little ghost coming towards me.
And that little ghost was holding the ice cream I had been dreaming of!
I rushed forward, staring intently at the ice cream in his hand. “Little friend, eating too much ice cream can cause cavities, and cavities are very painful. So let sister help you eat it!” Without hesitation, I snatched the ice cream from the little ghost’s hand and finished it in two or three bites. Hmm, very good, exactly my favorite vanilla flavor!
The little ghost’s big eyes welled up with tears, and two clear fountains sprayed out, forming two arcs in the air. The little ghost began to wail, leaving me flustered, unsure whether to comfort or scare him. Eventually, he dragged me into the Lingxiao Hall.
