Since the First Under Heaven Hall’s branch in Zhen Ming Kingdom had opened, someone needed to host the opening ceremony. This time, only Yang Zi Ru would go to Kunlun Sect. When I explained everything to her, she unexpectedly refused to let me return!
Yang Ziru almost made us angry. She insisted, “At least give me the flying carpet and teach me how to use it.” I shouted back, “What am I supposed to do about going to Huashan Sect if you take the flying carpet?”
Baby then said, “Stupid Sister Ziru doesn’t need to be disabled! I have another flying carpet!” Yang Ziru excitedly responded, “Really?! Take it out and let me see?”
Baby pulled out an old, tattered flying carpet, pinching his nose with one hand and holding the carpet in the other. “Here! For you! I’ll give it to you!” Yang Ziru, also pinching her nose, took the flying carpet and exclaimed, “Did you use this carpet to clean the toilet? How can it be so worn and smelly?!”
Baby, still laughing, said, “Daddy taught Baby that things should be recycled to avoid polluting the environment; it’s a good way to save money!”
So Baby used it to wipe his feet! Yang Ziru waved the dirty, torn flying carpet.
A light bulb went off in Baby’s head, “Oh! I just remembered! Yesterday at Emei Sect, a dog stole the carpet I was using to wipe my feet! When I retrieved it, it was like this!”
“Damn! You still put this rag in your little pants?! Aren’t you afraid it’s dirty?!” I exclaimed.
Yang Ziru had three black lines on her forehead, “I think he’s completely brainless, losing this rag to a dog and then picking it up! Crazy!”
Baby stood with his hands on his hips: “You’re the crazy one! This is called environmental protection! Do you understand?!”
In the end, Ziru resigned herself to not sit on that rag. For the sake of his own comfort, Baby gave the tattered flying carpet to a stray dog as a mat.
