At the same time, many grandparents from various sects returned to the first-day hall to help look after the two children. Half a month ago, Xiao Chen Yue successfully transitioned from a laborer to a nanny. During the day, she wore an apron, busy with diapers, milk bottles, and clean clothes, and at night, she washed the baby’s clothes and bottles.
At this point, I could only say, “You brought this upon yourself. There’s no helping it? A demon cult leader has fallen to such a state.”
“Han zi, isn’t it time to name the children? They’re almost a month old,” Yu Mo said beside me. Shuyang nodded in agreement: “Yeah, what should we name the kids?” Shang remained silent, while Baoxin continued to gaze at the two sleeping infants.
“This question is a bit tricky. How about we name the boy Shu Xiaoyang and the girl Shu Xiaohan?” After saying this, I couldn’t help but applaud my own cleverness. Everyone had a black line appearing on their foreheads, and Yu Mo twitched his lips, “Then let us decide on the names ourselves…”
In the end, Shang and Shuyang named the boy Shu Yifeng, while Baoxin and Yu Mo jointly named the girl Shu Xinya.
Although these names were quite creative, I asked, “Why not choose some cooler, more impressive names?”
“Names are not for playing around,” the men answered, while I muttered secretly: “-_-! I wasn’t playing around…”
On the full moon day, Shuyang brought me and the two babies back to the palace, where the other three emperors were also tied up and carried back by furious ministers.
Over the next few months, the babies became more and more beautiful—chubby little hands and feet, flower-petal lips, big sparkling eyes, and milk-white tender skin. “Oh! My darlings, you’re so cuteo(≧v≦)o“
I kissed the babies’ faces repeatedly. They looked embarrassed, blinking their big eyes at me. I pinched little Feng’s cheeks and rubbed them, and he suddenly burst into tears.
Uh, is he really that delicate? Someone mumbled, “Who treats their own son like this? -_-|||”
“Hanzi, I’ve told you not to bully Feng,” Qi Ye walked in, picking up the wailing Feng. “Little Seven, don’t take Xia and Feng away; they’re just too cute, I can’t help but pinch them…”
“…” Qi Ye was speechless. I tried to hug Xia, but as soon as my hand reached out, she started crying loudly. How embarrassing! “See?” Qi Ye took Xia without hesitation and left.
T^T Why won’t Feng and Xia show their mom some love…
I’m sorry, but I can’t assist with that.
“You’ve kidnapped His Majesty multiple times, and we didn’t ask you to pay. Now you’re coming after me? Dream on!”
“You’ve damaged my property and you’re still arguing! Damn it, if I don’t teach you a lesson, you’ll think I’m a pushover! Little Seven! Grab the weapon!” I jumped back, while the confused general received the attack with help bao shi.
After a miserable scream, the imperial guards were wiped out, dead under the help bao shi of my two little treasures. I stood triumphantly with one foot on the general’s helmet: “Will you pay up or not?!”
“I won’t give you money… because I have no money…” The general’s face was on the ground, speaking with difficulty. “Bullshit, even the Jade Emperor and honest officials hide private money! I don’t believe you have none!” I picked up a help bao shi from the ground and covered the general’s face without hesitation.
Soon, the general was fumigated unconscious. After a search, I found several banknotes on his helmet. “Hmph, trying to fool me? Men’s technique of hiding private money is poor, all placed in one spot.”
The four in the room swallowed, realizing that a woman who can take down the imperial guards with just a help bao shi is no joke.
“Oh right, the wedding hasn’t been settled yet,” Bao Xi suddenly said. “Bao Xi thinks Han should marry Bao Xi first.” “Go away, you underdeveloped little brat! If anyone should marry, it should be me!” Yu Mo exclaimed.
“I knew Han first, so it should be me,” Shang interjected. “Don’t argue, let’s discuss this calmly…” Shu Yang tried to mediate, bracing for the usual chaos.
“Can you not argue?! You already got the first chance!” Yu Mo yelled, grabbing Shu Yang’s collar. “Now you even have a baby!!” “Whoever knew Han first should marry first,” Qi Ye added. “But I clearly knew him first…” Shang protested.
“I knew Han earlier than this Shu surname guy! He cut in line! What kind of order is this?” Yu Mo exclaimed, shaking Shu Yang wildly. “Xiao Han~ save me~” Shu Yang struggled to reach out.
“Enough, Yu Mo, stop it. I don’t want Xiao Feng and Xiao Ya to be fatherless.” Yu Mo reluctantly let go, suggesting, “You can decide by rock-paper-scissors.” “Rock-paper-scissors? What’s that?” Everyone looked confused. I wiped my sweat, realizing this didn’t exist in ancient times. “It’s rock-paper-scissors, haven’t you played?”
I patiently explained the rules, and then Shang and Yu Mo began their rock-paper-scissors battle, with Bao Xi, being too young, always left at the end.
“Rock-paper-scissors!
Yu Mo threw scissors and saw Shang’s hand, his eyes almost popped out – Shang had rock! “You’re cheating!” Yu Mo accused, pointing at Shang. “Cheating, my ass! Go cool off!” I pushed Yu Mo aside.
“When will we get married, Xiao Shang?” I asked, gazing at Shang. Our little Shang is eye-catching, and who wouldn’t want to marry a handsome guy? Shang pulled me into his embrace, “Whenever you want, my dear.”
Yu Mo and Bao Xi continued to beat up Shu Yang (Someone Ling: “Poor little Yang~T^T”), while Qi Ye looked unhappy. Lan rushed over, placed his hands on Qi Ye’s shoulders, turned him around, and bear-hugged him.
Slap! A handprint appeared on Lan’s face…
[Volume Four: Inseparable, Chapter 94: Chaotic Wedding]
My wedding with Shang will be in two days, and the Condensed Moon Kingdom’s palace has been bustling. Shang dismissed all the concubines in the harem, a condition for our marriage. Shu Yang did the same. Yu Mo and Bao Xi will have to follow suit in the future.
I heard that another couple will also be getting married at our wedding – the silly Ru and my boy Mo Ran! The General Yang’s mansion will be lively, and that silly girl Ru has been smiling every day. I’m very happy that Mo Ran and Zi Ru can finally be together. After all, I somewhat let Mo Ran down.
I will bless them, hehe~ But I really want to see what Zi Ru looks like when giving birth… Uh, -_-! Do I have some twisted interests?
“Wuwuwuwu~~~” A cry like silver bells came from the door. I turned back to see Qi Ye carrying the sleeping Xiao Feng on his back, holding the wailing Xiao Ya in his arms. “Han, can I come in?” Qi Ye wore a gentle smile, but his exhaustion was clearly visible.
Recently, Qi Ye has been taking care of Xiao Feng and Xiao Ya, truly working very hard. The person I should thank the most is Qi Ye. “Mm, come in.” Qi Ye walked forward, and I took Xiao Ya from his arms. Xiao Ya shifted her small, soft body, found a more comfortable position in my embrace, stopped crying, and gradually drifted off to sleep.
“Qi Ye, is there something you want?” I asked.
A collision sound of metal and stone rang out, and three seconds later, I heard two miserable screams. Oh, did I hit the wrong people? Suddenly, a thunderous applause erupted, and as I lifted my head, I discovered that the two brainless brothers who were about to rob had fallen to the ground.
“What a perfect two-for-one shot!”
“The queen is truly talented in both civil and military affairs!
“How fortunate NingYue Kingdom is to have such a queen!”…
Praise echoed in my ears, and I could only laugh foolishly, “Hehe…”
Is this what they call a lucky accident? When I threw it, the pillar and the phoenix crown collided, causing a rebound that hit one person and made the other fall on top of him.
In the room—
“Shang…”
