Sniff sniff~ The smell of grilled fish! I saw Baobao and Beibei gnawing on a grilled fish, making my saliva flow. “Baobao, Beibei, I want to eat too!” I pounced over. The abbot stared wide-eyed at the fish in their mouths: “This fish… why does it look so familiar?”
“Uh, baldy, could this fish be your relative?” I asked. Baobao said: “Maybe! I caught it from the pond near Grandpa Abbot’s room!”
“That was my pet goldfish!!!” The abbot shouted. Baobao and Beibei quickly said: “Grandpa Abbot, sorry, we didn’t mean to. But since we’ve eaten it, it’s already dead, so just let us finish it!” The abbot decisively replied: “No!”
Baobao and Beibei split the fish and stuffed it into their mouths, then said: “But we’ve already swallowed it!” The abbot fainted.
I was drinking the nauseating vegetable and radish thin porridge with a painful expression when Beibei brought out a bowl of fragrant soup: “Sister Xiao Han, drink this! You’ve been eating vegetarian for so long, your mouth is bland.”
“Try this soup.”
“Okay! Beibei, you’re so nice!” I took it and gulped it down. After wiping my mouth, I exclaimed, “Wow! Beibei, what soup is this? It’s so delicious!” Beibei smiled innocently and said, “Mengpo Soup!” My face changed dramatically, and I quickly tried to vomit.
Baobao and Beibei said innocently, “Sister Xiao Han, don’t worry! This Mengpo Soup is missing an important ingredient called ‘forgetting’!” I glared at them, “You dare to trick me?!” The two little ghosts screamed and ran away, and I chased after them.
Yu Mo, lying on the ground, was covered in footprints. “Could you walk more carefully and avoid innocent bystanders… T^T”
[Volume Two: Jianghu, Chapter Fifty-Seven: Kongtong Sect.]
We stayed in Shaolin Temple for so many days for nothing. Those monks were truly ignorant! But we can’t blame them entirely; they spent their days ‘practicing singing’ and ‘playing instruments’ and rarely ventured down the mountain. In ancient times, being ignorant was normal.
Alas! Wasted days of eating vegetables and thin porridge! As soon as we went down the mountain, we found a luxurious inn and ordered a table full of meat, eating heartily.
As for who paid, it was obedient Yu Mo. He’s the emperor! The Zhen Ming Kingdom is wealthy, and spending a bit more helps him!
