Sigh, knowing my own leniency, I reluctantly followed them to Shaolin Temple. This damn temple is built in such a remote place; I should have killed that person earlier! Damn these mountain paths, they’re unbearable! Wow, my feet are blistered! I squatted down, indignant: “I’m not going! You go! My feet are about to collapse!”
Yu Mo squatted in front of me, “Get on, I’ll carry you.” I happily climbed onto Yu Mo’s back. “Wow, Yu Mo’s back is so warm!” Soon after, Bei Bei spoke up, “Bao Bao gege, Bei Bei wants to be carried too!” Bao Bao immediately picked up Bei Bei. Only the silly Zi Ru was shouting from behind, “You’re biased!”
Finally climbing up, I jumped off Yu Mo’s back, looking at the large gate. Chanting echoed from the temple, and I couldn’t help but marvel: “Wow! The monks’ singing voices are amazing!” Beibei also jumped off Baobao’s back and playfully hooked her arm through Baobao’s arm: “So bald uncles like playing instruments!” Yu Mo looked exasperated.
Yang Ziru cupped her hands around her mouth and shouted: “Hey! Is anyone inside? Open the door!” “Idiot! Why make it so complicated?” I slapped open a hole in the Shaolin Temple gate. Baobao and Beibei clapped and cheered as we entered through the hole. The two gatekeeping monks broke out in a cold sweat.
The cost of the damaged gate was paid by Yu Mo, who lamented, “Great heavens! This gate is expensive!”
To explore intelligence, we stayed in Shaolin Temple for several days. When lunch was served again, I went crazy: “Lord! Can’t you let people live! This is against heaven’s reason and humanity! It’s just vegetables, radish, and thin porridge again!” I had been eating this for days. Yu Mo patted my shoulder: “Good, just make do with it.”
I poured both his portion and mine down his throat.
Yu Mo fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth. “Make do? Damn, I want meat!! Awoo~~” I howled like a wolf. The abbot wiped sweat from his forehead, “Donor, you must not kill! Buddha is merciful!” “Merciful your ancestors’ eighteen generations!” I roared.
